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wasn't trying to hear it.
And now his dumb ass
is getting married.
Tomorrow.
You motherf***er.
Gross, gross.
I've been trying to talk Sean
out of this marriage madness
since he first proposed.
I've tried everything.
You gonna come up for oxygen
anytime soon?
No? Okay.
Tonight is my last chance
to save my best friend
- from eternal damnation.
- Bye, honey!
- We miss you!
- Bye, babe!
Desperate circumstances
call for desperate measures.
I can't f***in' stand her.
not having enough goddamn chairs
for the reception.
Goddamn f***in' chairs!
It looks like you have a lot
to look forward to
getting married there, buddy!
So is loverboy ready
for tonight, huh? Huh?
Without a f***in' doubt.
Yeah, bullshit.
Oh, you'll see.
Tonight old Sean is back.
I just hope
you're steppin' up your game.
Kemosabe.
You just let me do what I do.
So where are we headin'?
Floyd's.
Floyd's.
Get the f*** outta here.
You get the f*** outta here.
We met Floyd in college.
Floyd has always been
just like he is now:
straight-laced,
God-fearing, organized,
responsible, nervous
and uptight.
But if you really wanna
understand Floyd,
we have to first talk
about his wife Joy.
Floyd met Joy
right out of college.
If you ask me, she basically
strong-armed Floyd to marry her
'cause she knew Floyd
would be a good partner.
She and Floyd made a lot
even though Floyd
does all the work
and Joy takes all the credit.
Joy really cracks
the whip on Floyd, too.
We've seen her
grab him by the collar
and shake him like
she was his mama.
The company is in her name,
the house, the cars,
the bank account.
She even...
I shouldn't laugh
because it's pretty bad.
She even gives Floyd
an allowance.
Poor Floyd.
Luckily, Joy's out of town
for the weekend.
Took me forever
to convince Floyd
to let me host the bachelor
party at his place.
It had to be somewhere special.
- Floyd!
- Hey, Floyd!
I promised Floyd
it would just be Sean
and his six groomsmen.
I mean, come on.
How out of control
could that possibly get?
Yeah!
Floyd!
I'm shutting it down, Aaron.
We are already off
to a very bad start.
A very, very, very, very,
very bad start.
Okay, Floyd, take a deep breath
and calm the f*** down.
We agreed! No drugs!
What are you talking about?
He's brought drugs
into my house,
and he's preparing
to do them as we speak!
Oh, sh*t, Jesse's already here?
- I'm sure it's just weed.
- Just weed?
Yeah, in fact, maybe you
should smoke some. It'll...
Stay cool.
I'll take care of it.
No, I can't stay cool!
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