Bachelor Party Page #7

RICK:

Gary, you're quite an animal.

GARY:

Screw you...

The PHONE RINGS.

GARY:

(continuing; into

phone)

Hello, Concert tickets... What? Pat

Benitar has a yeast infection? She's

cancelling? Screw her. You know what

this is gonna cost me?...

(he hangs up)

Okay. Let's go.

He gets up and they start for the door. Just then the PHONE

RINGS. Gary picks it up.

GARY:

(annoyed)

Screw you... That's crap... Suck

my...

(softly)

Oh, Mom, I didn't know it was you...

eggs and milk... Okay, I won't forget.

He hangs up the phone and they start for the door again.

GARY:

Let's go.

RICK:

Isn't he incredible, gets along with

everybody.

CHULO:

Yeah, he's really got his thing

together.

GARY:

Oh, eat me!

The guys all laugh and exit.

INT. HARBORSIDE INN - DAY

It's a quiet restaurant near a Marina. A lot of business-

people in suits are eating.

TWO MALE CUSTOMERS

CUSTOMER ONE calls for a waiter.

CUSTOMER ONE:

Waiter.

The WAITER approaches them from OUT OF FRAME.

CUSTOMER ONE:

We'd like to order now.

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