Bachelor Party Page #6

O'NEILL

Rick's got an important announcement

to make.

CHULO:

Yeah. What is it?

RICK:

I've decided not to run for President.

CHULO:

Too bad, man, that blows my chance

to be Ambassador to France.

Behind them we can SEE Roberto fiddling with the lighter.

Suddenly flames leap out of the car, blowing Roberto ten

feet into the air.

ANGLE:

The guys all start to pile into the bus. Nearby another

employee is washing down the garage with a hose.

Chulo turns to another mechanic, who has his head under the

hood of a car.

CHULO:

Manuel, be sure and finish up the

electrical system on that Chevy.

Manuel waves at Chulo, who turns, hops on the bus. Rick starts

it up and starts to drive away. Just as the bus CLEARS FRAME,

we SEE Manuel connect two wires together at the same moment

the guy with the hose washes down the area around his feet.

Manuel lights up like a Christmas tree, screaming in pain.

There is a beat, and then Robert falls INTO FRAME, still

holding the cigarette lighter, and the car Raul is driving

enters the lot and smashes into the side of the garage.

INT. OFFICE BUILDING - DAY

A sign on an office door says "CONCERT TICKET AGENCY." From

inside we HEAR someone TALKING loudly on the phone. Chulo,

Rick and O'Neill open the door and go inside. On the walls

in the cramped office there are rock 'n' roll concert posters

advertising rock bands like Men At Work, The Clash and Barry

Manilow. Behind a cluttered desk we FIND a little man with a

thin mustache and horn-rimmed glasses. This is GARY MELNITZ,

wheeler-dealer, entrepreneur and coward. Gary yells a lot,

which is a definite overcompensation for his size and

inability to deal with the opposite sex.

GARY:

(yelling; into phone)

Screw you... Screw that... Don't

jerk me around. You promised me 1500

seats for the Police Concert... 1500,

not fifteen!... Screw that... Screw

you -- Screw Sting.

(hangs up and sees

the guys standing

there)

Hi, guys.

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