Bachelor Party 2: The Last Temptation Page #6

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Listen. l cannot let my new brother get

married till he has had a hat trick...

and l happen to have it

on very good authority...

that Sandy and Mandy are,

mmm, morally flexible.

[ Laughs ]

And l love that about them.

I do, but, uh--

l don't know,

l think this weekend...

l just wanna hang out

with you guys...

and get drunk

and maybe crap my pants.

- You know. l'm a traditionalist.

- Okay. You know what?

l'm gonna let this little Boy Scout routine

fly for right now.

- [ Laughs ]

- Let me tell you something.

My motto in business and in life...

is ''balls to the wall.''

Now, the mark

of a good bachelor party...

is the bachelor

getting laid early and often.

And the Todd only throws

the best bachelor parties.

Ladies, do your worst.

Guys, I'm-I'm fine. I really don't

want a lap dance now. I'm fine.

- [ Both Giggling ]

- Whoa.

Wait. Can l just--A little Purell first?

Like, two-two squirts, please?

Shut it, germ boy.

[ Screams ]

Oh, dear God!

- [ Mandy ] Bye.

- Okay. All right.

Thank you, ladies.

Yeah! [ Laughs ]

Drained it.

[ Derek ]

See you on the lnternet. [ Laughs ]

[ Mandy ]

See you on the way back.

See ya. Thanks. Whoa.

- [ Thuds ]

- [ Whimpers ]

[ Groans ]

- All right?

- Way to go.

One minute in Miami and

two broken arms. That's our Seth.

All right, gentlemen.

Gentlemen, listen up. This is Billy.

He's gonna be helping us out

with the, uh, festivities this weekend.

- What's up?

- Let's check it out.

Come on.

Left, right.

- Welcome to the presidential suite.

- Wow.

Ha, ha!

Oh, my God. They're really

letting me in this place?

[ Laughing ]

Oh, look at this. Whoo!

Dip my balls in champagne,

'cause l'm in heaven.

Groovy, Todd.

Damn, Ron, l might just bang

your brother-in-law after all, man.

Oh, well, thanks for that image.

[ Laughs ]

Geez.

- You good over there, Seth?

- Yes.

All right, pal.

This place is amazing.

- Thank you.

- Aw, nothin' but the best.

Now, there is one more

stop on the tour.

[ Chuckling ]

Yeah.

- [ Chattering ]

- Gentlemen, say hello to my little friends.

[ Giggling ]

- Guten Tag.

- Hello.

Guten Tag.

JJ [ Singing ln German ]

Eins! Zwei! Drei!

Whoo!

[ With German Accent ]

Long live Hitler!

[ Groans ]

Just gonna-- l'm gonna hit the head.

[ Ron ]

What are you trying to do, kill me?

- [ No Audible Dialogue ]

- [ Chattering ]

- Hey.

- Move.

- So what do we got?

- All right, so--

- There's a camera in every single room.

- Perfect.

lf this guy so much as pops a stiffy,

we're gonna get it on tape.

l'm telling you, that German chick

said something about Hitler.

My German's a little rusty,

but l am pretty sure that she said...

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