Bachelor Party 2: The Last Temptation Page #5

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That is your problem,

sh*t for brains.

Ron, congratulations.

Oh! Marriage is a beautiful thing...

and l am so very happy for you.

Ass wipe.

Thanks, lrene.

l'm sorry you're not gonna be able

to make it. That sucks.

Get in the van, Ron.

Tick-tock, tick-tock.

JJ [ Headphones:
Rock ]

All right, l'm goin', okay?

My life knows no joy.

All l know is work and alimony payments

and babysitting.

So if you think l'm missing out

on a weekend...

of drunken debauchery,

you're sadly mistaken.

Well, he can't come with.

This is a bachelor party, not Romper Room.

- Ron?

- Ron?

- Ron?

- [Jet Engine Whining ]

Wait a minute. This?

This is your future

father-in-law's plane, man?

Way to go, Federline.

- And this Todd guy, he's gonna

pay for the whole weekend?

- Yeah, l guess so.

- [ Laughs ]

- Sounds gay to me, man.

Yeah, we don't have

to put out, do we?

Yeah, l'm not sleepin'

with your brother-in-law, Ron.

JJ [ Radio:
Hip-hop ]

- [ Tires Screech ]

- What a douche.

My niggas!

Huh? What about this?

So, uh, guys, this is Todd.

Todd, the guys.

Gentlemen. Let's do this.

- [ Derek ] Nice sweater.

l guess purple's coming back.

- Shotgun.

Whoa. What's with the kid?

- Oh, don't worry. He's the mature one.

- Perfect.

[ Laughs ]

- Uh--

- [ Chuckling ] Oh, man.

- What? What?

- Okay, okay, listen, guys.

Take your sea--

Why don't you have any pants on?

What, this is a private plane, right?

Them's my privates.

- [ Laughs ]

- [ Derek ] Eww.

Anyway, look. Couple of flight attendants

are gonna come out.

Go over some safety precautions.

lt's not a big deal.

- Great.

- Oh, ladies?

- Hello, boys. l'm Mandy.

- And l'm Sandy.

And l'm in the upright

and locked position.

Yeah!

[ Laughs ]

We'll be serving you

all the way to sunny Florida.

And l got two million

airline miles. Yeah!

Hey, Derek. Offspring.

Aw, geez. Hold on.

Come on, ''Melvoid.''

Let's go.

Dad, it's Tommy, dumb ass.

Go see Captain Larry in the cockpit.

- l don't wanna go to the cockpit.

- Captain Larry.

Don't forget to wipe your ass.

ln the event of a water landing...

you will find several

flotation devices...

on board the aircraft.

[ Cell Phone Ringing ]

Talk to me, Billy.

l've checked you into the suite and

made sure the bar is fully stocked.

- What about decorations for the room?

- l'm taking care of that now.

[ Chattering ]

[ Tommy ]

Guys, come on. Let me out.

[ Laughs ]

Oh.

[ Derek Muttering ]

You, sir, know how to travel.

Well, nothing is too good

for my new bro.

- All right.

- Mmm.

Speakin' of which, have you ever

had two girls at once?

Uh, actually, sadly, no.

But, uh, have you?

Of course, or else

l wouldn't be married.

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