Austin Powers in Goldmember Page #3

this years international man of mystery is.

Austin Powers

-Well done Austin

It's always been my dream to win this

award just like my dad.

I'm glad he could be here,

stand up dad, take a bow.

Dad?

I had the best brains in the class

and I didn't get diddly squat.

Tell me Austin Powers, what did you find on

those sailors? A golden surprise? Perhaps?

All the sailors had their meat and

two wedge painted gold.

Yes, it's the distinctive calling

card of a criminal mastermind.

Named, Goldmember. How can I

find this Goldmember?

Cuid pro quoe Mr Powers. Yes, squid pro ruoe.

I'll give you Goldmember, you give me a

Transfer to a regular prison,

so that I can be with my beloved Mini-Me.

Ok I'll get you a transfer to a regular

prison, now where's goldmember?

Not where Mr Powers, but when. 1975 Studio 69

disco, New York city. Corner 69 and 8th

You go now Mr Powers. Fly, fly.

I'll get it.

"M.O.D. Time Travel Hangar - 2002"

Instead of hiding your father in some remote

location. Goldmembers hiding him in 1975.

So our engineers have crafted this vehicle,

to time travel to the seventies.

Smashing Basil, a pimp mobile.

-Yes I knew it would tickle your fancy.

What can I say? Here we go, 1975.

Good luck, Austin.

"New York City 1975, Studio 69"

Good evening everybody.

And welcome to studio 69.

Here he is ladies and

gentlemen, Goldmember.

Hey everybody, I'm from

Holland isn't that weird?

Well if it isn't Austin Powers.

I'm sorry?

You got a lot of nerve dragging your jive

white ass in here.

I don't believe we've met. It's me Foxy,

Foxxy Cleopatra. Long time no see. Stop.

We can't be seen talking to each other,

you dig? I'm using this cat as a distraction.

I get it yes, very clever.

First things first.

up Foxy Cleopatra. Where have you been?

Listen Foxy, I just want you to know

I never intended to hurt you baby.

Well all I know is, momma only got

a taste of honey. But she wanted the whole behalf.

Oh behaive!

You always knew how to make me smile.

Well, you know it's a gift really.

What am I doing?

Foxy, what are you doing in

Goldmember's club?

I'm under cover. About a year ago my

partner at the bureau was killed.

And that jive ass cold turkey

Goldmember is the prime suspect.

Your father is in the back room,

under heavy guard. Thanks Foxy.

Austin, good luck.

Dad!

Hello son. Just over powering my guards.

I'm here to rescue you. Come quickly

I got a better idea. Why don't you rescue me

in about 7 or 8 minutes.

Knock it off.

I don't want to see my dad on the job.

Come on let's go.

I'm sorry.

What's wrong with your neck?

I took a Viagra, got stuck in my trout

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