Austin Powers in Goldmember

Synopsis: He's found his mojo, baby, and now Austin Powers is back again in this shagadelic comedy-adventure! The "sshhh!" hits the fan when Dr. Evil and Mini-Me escape from prison. Joining forces with the superfreaky Goldmember, they kidnap Austin's father, master spy Nigel Powers, in a dastardly time-travel scheme to take over the world. Before you can say "Shake Your Booty," Austin cruises to 1975 and teams up with sexy Foxxy Cleopatra to stop Dr. Evil and Goldmember from their mischievous mayhem.
Director(s): Jay Roach
Production: New Line Cinema
  5 wins & 21 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.2
Metacritic:
62
Rotten Tomatoes:
54%
PG-13
Year:
2002
94 min
$213,079,163
Website
1,859 Views

"Somewhere in Utah"

Yeah baby!

Hi, I'm Dixie. Dixie Normous.

I my just be a small town FBI agent,

slash single mother.

But Im still tough, and sexy.

Well, Miss Normous...

Shall we shag now? Or shag later?

Oh Austin, behave.

Hey Powers!

You better watch your freaking self. Because this

is one doctor who does make house calls.

Right, Mini-Me?

Hey, assholes!

I'm right over here, I'm Mini-Me.

Come and get me!

And cut!

- That's a cut everybody.

So Austin, what do you think

of the opening credits?

Well, I can't believe sir Steven Spielberg the

groovyiest filmmaker in the history of cinema

Is making a movie about my life.

Very shaggadelic baby, yeah!

Having said that,

I do have some thoughts

Really? My friend here thinks

it's fine the way it is.

No offence sir Stevie, but you

got to have Mojo baby, yeah!

Hit it!

Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr Quincy Jones.

This is where the movie

gets its Mojo baby.

Alright, everybody. Music video, take 2.

It's Britney Spears!

Oops, I did it again, baby.

"Dr. Evil's Hollywood Lair"

Welcome back Herr Doctor.

How was space?

Space was cool, wasn't it Mini-Me?

Doctor Evil, while you were in space, I created

a way for us to make huge sums of legitimate money

And still maintain the ethics in the business

practices of an evil organization.

I have turned us into a talent agency.

The Hollywood talent agency. Really?

By charging A-list clients 9% rather

than the traditional 10%

We've been able to sign such stars as

George Clooney, Julia Roberts and Leo DiCaprio.

And the best part of the whole scheme

is, we all get our own assistants.

Hi, I'm number 3.

Wow! I'm really excited to be

part of the team here at HTA.

Very impressive, number 2.

But I finally have the perfect plan.

In the 70's, there lived a Dutch metallurgical

heathenish by the name of Uhand Van Der Smutt.

He loved gold so much he even lost his genetalian

in an unfortunate smelting accident.

Hence the name, Goldmember

He invented a cold fusion power unit,

for a "Tractor beam"

"Tractor Beam"

Powerful enough to pull a meteor to earth.

The meteor was called "Midas 22".

It's made of solid gold.

Is he sleeping?

That's ok. I guess Mini-Me won't

get any chocolate!

You want down Mini-Me? Use your

words like a big boy clone.

He's okay!

Here's the Chocolate. It's from Brugge.

That's in Belgium, that's where daddy's from.

Check out Mini-Me.

He's gone mental on the count of the chocolate.

It's like freakin catnip for clothes.

Your chair, Dr. Evil.

Thank you.

Thanks. Skedaddle

You know when you have kids, I think your going

to find that all kids are different aye?

For example, Mini-Me loves

chocolate. Scotty don't!

What? I love chocolate fine.

Scotty don't!

Oh yeah, that's very familiar, hang on

let me do what I do, would you stop?

Honestly, isn't this? How about you don't

ladies and gentlemen, Scotty don't.

Dr. Evil, perhaps it's time that you finished

unveiling your plan? Thank you, number 2.

Ladies and gentlemen. My plan is, Scotty don't.

Oh come on, you're such a lame ass!

You know this is causing me serious

psychological harm. -I don't know who am I.

Fine you know what? I would love some chocolate.

Here you go. Thank you.

Come on!

You okay, Mini-Me?

Did I pull too hard? I don't want to

hurt you. Dr. Evil. Ya?

Was does Goldmembers plan have to do with us?

Our early attempts at a tractor beam

Went through several preparations.

Preparations A-T were a complete failure.

But now ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a

working tractor beam which we shall call "Preparation H"

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