Attack of the Southern Fried Zombies Page #4
- TV-MA
- Year:
- 2017
- 83 min
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I'm so proud.
that first-aid tent down there.
Hold up, boss.
My balls!
[coughs]
We should keep moving, guys.
Let's go.
But does anybody have
any weed, though?
- [Matt] Shut the f*** up about weed!
- Fine.
[growling]
[growling]
[mayor talking on PA]
Welcome fellow Charlestonians!
[mayor chuckles]
I'm proud to be standing
before you
to officially open the first day
of our fourth annual
For the kids, we got clowns
and rides
and about as much sugar
So, parents, keep an eye on
[laughs]
And for the parents,
we got the wine bar
and beer garden
again this year,
and plenty of games
of chance.
Now, folks, I'm not going to wear you
down with words, I am a politician.
[mayor chuckles]
Go have fun!
Those look good on you.
Thanks.
It's not really
my style, though.
Maybe Trent will like 'em.
Lonnie...
you knew I was going away
to college.
Okay, I can't help
that life changes.
You mean you can't help
that mine didn't?
Lonnie, that's
hardly true, or fair.
I signed up for
business courses online.
Things are going
really well for Ed.
There's a future in those pies.
Heck, even my crop-dusting
work's going well.
Lonnie, I know you'll succeed.
You've got a great heart...
and brains.
a friend, but...
[phone beeping]
Uh... It's 911.
I've gotta go.
We'll talk more?
Maybe before you leave?
I don't know.
Bye, Lonnie.
Bye for now.
Go to your better life, then.
[sighs]
Our town is on an upswing.
own hardworking efforts
in making Charleston
Lucky my ass! You done stole the
election from me, you dirty rat!
in my life there, sir.
- All right.
- Yeah, you did!
[chuckles] I thought I told
you to wait in the truck.
- [man] I'll get you later!
- Okay.
Grandpa at the stage.
Somebody come get him.
- [laughs]
- [man, mockingly] Ha-ha! Yeah!
[mayor] If you haven't tried
Ed Nelson's meat pies...
Mmm!
...you oughta!
They are the best in town.
Son of a b*tch!
That son of a b*tch!
That Ed Nelson?
He is indeed.
Ha! He is indeed.
For years I've been wanting to
get that secret recipe of his.
You know, I talked to Nancy
once, Fred's Super Saver.
Talked to her right in front
of a case of frozen meat pies.
[chuckles] I tell ya.
Irony follows me like a cloud.
[chuckles] Anyway, we
were talking friendly,
so I inquired about her recipe.
Maybe it was the way I asked...
a little too friendly,
maybe a little too curious...
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