
Attack of the Southern Fried Zombies
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- Year:
- 2017
- 83 min
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[car alarm blaring]
[man, over headset]
We're about to put Quadoxin,
riverside test field drop.
Mike, Whiskey, 31-Niner-84.
Matt, beer me.
[airplane engine rumbling]
Damn, Lonnie's spraying crops
kinda early.
I mean, Tom... seeing this.
Crazy, Robbie,
he can't see shit.
Yo!
Your hot sister's in town?
This better be worth it, Robbie.
First day of the festival.
Gotta keep the party going.
Yo. What's in that pipe?
[goats bleating]
There it is.
Stay close.
You sure
old Creighton's got pot?
That's the same stuff
y'all were smoking last night.
So, yeah, I'm pretty sure.
All we gotta do is get inside
and take it.
[bleats]
Check the windows,
see if he's inside.
Hey, yo, I think
I see Creighton.
- I see a hand.
- Hey, Creighton!
Wake up, old man!
Let's so some business!
Must be piss drunk
and blacked out.
The hand ain't moving.
Asher, don't bother.
Matt, step back.
[bleats]
Dude, you didn't even
break the door frame.
I'm impressed.
Saw a dude on YouTube.
The trick is to kick right next
to the lock with exquisite force.
Creighton.
Hey, Creighton?
Wake up, you goat fucker.
- What's that?
- Nice.
Damn, he don't
look good at all.
[Robbie]
We got what we came for.
Let's split before
he wakes up.
He's dead.
Holy shit, man!
Holy shit!
Yeah. Yeah, man, he's dead.
He ain't breathing.
[growling, screaming]
Get off!
- Damn it!
- Come on, man. Get up.
[whimpering]
- Let's get out!
- [groans]
[growling]
Come on, go!
[Creighton growling]
[grunting, snorting]
[saw buzzing]
It's a beautiful day, Mr. Mayor.
Ellie.
Will you be taking lunch?
Perhaps Mi Casa Su Casa?
Jiffy's? Mama Lou's?
Oh, Beau Clair's will do it.
Always does.
Beau Clair's it is, then.
After that, we're gonna check out
the blues music festival grounds
for the gala opening
this afternoon.
The blues festival
sure crept up fast, sir.
It certainly has, Ellie.
done setting up the stage
or they're gonna get themselves
an ass full of Italian leather.
I'm not about to give a speech
where I can't be heard.
Let's get out of here.
[engine roaring]
How's today's run
with our new mix, Lonnie?
No problems to report,
Dr. Fukushima.
The mix isn't clogging up
the nozzles anymore.
We got a good drop.
Excellent.
We appreciate your help
in our field research, Lonnie.
Dr. Klein?
[German accent] Yeah, we'll
have a new application area
ready within the week.
Probably the northeast
coordinates.
So, shall we say Monday?
That's fine, fine.
How much longer you think this is
gonna keep going? The work, I mean.
We've permission from the mayor's
office to run tests for another month.
We'd like to try different
variations of the mix.
But after today's drop,
we need to begin
collecting field samples.
This is a big deal
for us, Lonnie.
A very big deal.
Eradication of an invasive
species benefits the region.
It might even bring back entire
groves of Quercus virginiana.
Kweerkos what?
Southern live oak.
It's a true part
of Southern heritage.
truth be told,
we're used to kudzu
around here.
The goats love it.
Heck, we even cook
with it.
So, you have the rest of
the week off
- Great.
I'll be helping my uncle
get his meat pies going
for the Mose Allison
Blues Festival.
You two should drop by.
Unfortunately, Lonnie,
it's all work and no play
for us.
Making us a pair of dull
scientists, indeed, I'm afraid.
Well, okay, then.
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