Attack of the Southern Fried Zombies Page #2

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- [bell dings]

- [cheers]

Why don't you two get a room?

One time for all!

Try tour luck! Try your luck!

Who are the men

and who are the boys?

Try your luck for a dollar!

It's the 21st century,

you sexist pig.

- Give me that mallet!

- Big talk for a little lady.

Just remember, there's a first-aid tent

right over there if you get tired.

- [bell dings]

- [cheering]

Next time, take "big talk"

from small girl seriously.

See you later, creep.

My baby!

[man] Whoo!

World's going to hell

in a handbasket, huh?

- If this is hell, book me a room immediately.

- [toots horn]

[chattering]

One time for all! Try your luck!

Try your luck!

One time for all!

[toots horn]

Mmm.

Watching you made me

crave something.

Oh, I hope it's meat pies,

my sweet.

Because I'm starving.

Seriously, that really

gave me a workout.

I demand that we play

the hunger games...

for I am hungry.

[squeals, giggles]

Jennifer, Trish, we're gonna get

something to eat.

Beefcake here must be fed so he

can get all the energy he needs

if he's gonna

ring my bell.

- Well, I think we're gonna go take a walk.

- Yeah.

Ooh, got some games of your own

you wanna play.

- Wouldn't you like to know.

- I'd like to sell tickets.

You two were a big hit

back there.

That? That was

the kiddie matinee.

We charge a lot more

for the "adults only" show.

Yeah, sorry, man.

- Hey, Kayla, did you say your brother was coming?

- I haven't seen him around.

He's probably bumming around

with Asher

and the rest of them

short-bus achievers.

It would be really nice

to have some, um,

herbalicious,

you know what I'm saying?

Uh, yeah.

If I see Robbie,

I'll let him know

you're looking for him.

[whirring]

Quadoxin, chlorophyll,

sample 15 ready.

Quadoxin, adversity test.

Field drop. Number MW-212.

Chlorophyll sample, 15 of 30.

All right,

are you hungry?

I was thinking of going into town, grabbing

some grub. Shall I pick you up something?

I've got that nice soup

in the fridge if you want some.

Organic and vegan.

Well, finish up.

I'll take a look at your notes.

Most places might be closed

because of that carnival.

And there's not much

in town either.

I guess I'll have to see

what the carnies have.

Don't linger

at the games, Danny,

but if you do,

bring me back a prize, okay?

I'm not that lucky.

Back in a bit.

You caught anything yet?

Hey, we're hungry.

Not yet.

They ain't biting today.

Looks like I got one.

It a biggin'.

Fire up the grease.

- All right!

- Whoo!

[roaring]

[growling]

- [blues music playing in

distance] -[grunting]

Got any that weren't made

with peanut oil?

- [Nancy] No, sorry.

- Thank you.

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