Atoll K Page #3

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you use a small touch of garlic.

Oh, I hardly use a pinch.

A man that would steal food from a friend

is the smallest thing in the world.

Oh, I don't know...

All I hope, Stanley,

is that you enjoyed your roll.

How could I enjoy it,

when you stole it?

What do you mean, I stole it?

You stole it!

I would like you to know how happy I am

to have you both as my friends.

I would like to give you a toast.

- I give you friendship!

- Friendship!

Here's how!

Lets have another, eh?

- To Friendship!

- To Friendship!

- To Friendship!

- Here's to your health!

- Friendship...

- That's something really swell, no?

No!

Definitely no!

Ah, the chops are done.

Sit down, my friends.

Antoine is going to serve you

his masterpiece.

- What's the matter now?

- You know what's the matter.

I want my chop!

Varnished with garlic!

You've got a lot of nerve...

You want my chop

after you've eaten yours!

- I'm sorry.

- Well you should be!

Just a minute!

Where's my potato?

Now, listen... If you think I've eaten

your roll and your potato, weigh me.

Well, if you didn't, who did?

You can't scare us with that.

As admiral of this ship,

I'll have Stanley put you in irons!

What's all this about?

- You stole my potato!

- Yeah! And my roll... and chop!

Incidentally...

Who's steering the boat?

Oh, I forgot to tell you.

I tied the wheel on it's course.

Well, for once

you have used your head.

Thank you, Ollie.

I'll try to do that more often.

- What was that?

- The motor's stopped!

- Fix it. You're the engineer.

- To tell you the truth, I'm not a mechanic.

The captain on that boat cooked up that story

just to get rid of me.

As usual,

I'll have to do everything myself!

- Get up on deck and standby!

- Stand by what?

Stand at the deck!

We'll take this little matter up later!

What do you think is wrong with it?

It's no use guessing.

We'll just have to take it apart and find out.

- In other words, use your head.

- What for?

Well, you could use yours

for a bowling ball!

- You mean one of those with a hole in?

- Exactly!

Now, give me a hand.

Now let that be a lesson to you.

Here.

Put that down!

Ollie?

What?

The gas tank's empty!

Why didn't you tell me that before?

Give me the parts

and I'll put them back together.

Now we've got nothing left but the sail.

Now, when I give the signal you pull.

What are you doing?

I could have broken my arm!

Who are you

and what are you doing on this boat?

You have no rights here!

I have my rights!

I'm coming as a stowaway!

They didn't tell us

a stowaway came with the boat.

- No.

- Listen fellas...

I could have easily been a stowaway

on any other boat.

I happened to pick this one.

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