Ashens and the Quest for the Gamechild Page #6

Who?

Your ex. Ashley.

No, I haven't seen her since she dumped me.

Why?

As I said, very lonely.

You know, I've never really apologised to you for what I did.

No, you didn't.

No, I didn't.

And you still haven't.

Oh right...

Look, Stuart...

I really am sorry, I hope you can forgive me.

It's been good to see you again, professor.

Good luck.

Thanks.

Stuart?

Stuart!

Stuart! Hey!

I bent a spoon!

With my frickin' mind, man!

Good for you-

With my mind!

Good for you.

Now, let's go. Put your hand around here...

You should have took me with you.

Get off the chair, come on.

I could have helped!

You're almost as bad as Richard!

Who?!

Who's Richard?!

Hi there.

My name, of course, is Chef Brilliance!

And everything I make is, well, brilliant.

I'm here to tell you about my brand new food for kiddies.

Made by me, Chef Brilliance.

Now just take a look at what you've been putting into your kids mouths.

Eurgh.

Now, did you know, that the more colourful your food is, the better it is?

And all I have to do, is sprinkle a little bit of brilliance on it.

That's why my brand new range only comes in colour.

And that's what we, at the Terrifically Good Company, call Terrifically Good Food.

Chef Brilliance's almost lasagne-like food products.

Only in colour.

What's the matter?

I don't want to talk about it.

That's fine, I respect your privacy.

Get off my back, man!

Shut up, and listen.

I miss my job.

What happened?

I thought they were encouraging kids to eat more healthily,

but then one night I was working late, and I wandered into the lab.

One of the things I loved most about my job was that I was helping kids,

and I thought all the foods being made were all natural, and organic,

but I learned otherwise.

What I saw in the lab...

What I saw...

It was unspeakable!

I confronted them the next day, and they fired me on the spot.

That's when they replaced me with...

That's when they replaced me with Chef Brilliance!

He's taken everything from me.

Everything!

I'd do anything to get my job back!

There, there. Everything is going to be fine.

Thanks, Stuart. You know, you're a really good friend.

So, anyway...

Yeah.

Who's the Oracle?

I don't know. That's what I'm trying to work out.

"The answer is more obvious than you think"...

What does that mean?

What is it?

Come on. Let's go.

Oh, it's Ashens again.

Hello, Stuart?

Hello? Hello?!

Ashens, you're arse-dialling me!

Oh, that is so annoying!

Now, where was I, he's totally interrupted my creative flow.

Don't look behind us, I think we're being followed.

Why are you wearing orange?!

It's the only one they had at the store.

I told you do wear black!

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