Army of One Page #3
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- Okay.
- I can't do it tonight.
- But tomorrow night?
- Great.
We're gonna have ice cream,
but you have to find me.
Listen, you still got
that awesome tattoo?
Yes!
I'll find you.
They don't call me
the psychic wizard for nothing.
In the past five years,
it appears that Osama bin Laden
and billions
of American dollars
have all but disappeared
into the mountains
of western Pakistan.
I'm serious, Pickles, we
got to get on this immediately!
No waiting, no hesitating!
Got to get on this
right f***ing now!
What the f*** is going on, man?
Did you see that sh*t?
No, I didn't see... Gary, look,
listen to me, -What?
You got to stop with
the noise, okay?
We can't deal with it anymore,
we can't sleep back there.
You've been here
for three months.
You got to get a job,
you got to get out of here, man.
W-What... so? I'm sorry, okay?
I'll quiet down. What is it?
I love you, but you got to
get out of here, man.
- Oh!
- You got to go.
You got to find a different
couch to sleep on, okay?
- Come on.
- I'm sorry, I'll, uh...
Well, look, I'll...
let me just, uh...
if I can just finish tonight...
- Yeah, just...
- and I'll clean up.
Yeah, just stay here tonight,
it's fine.
Thank you, buddy. Okay. -She's
trying to sleep, all right?
Hey, you remember what
tomorrow is, right?
- What?
- Dialysis.
- Oh, right, yeah.
- Dialysis, all right.
Yeah, I remember now.
Thanks, Pickles.
So, tomorrow you're out.
It is said that on a cold day
in Valley Forge,
George Washington talked to God
on the battlefield.
Abraham Lincoln
talked to God daily.
But Gary did them one better.
Hello, Gary.
Holy sh*t.
Yes, I take a holy sh*t
every day.
God?
Well, Gary, I have many names.
But God's kind of catchy,
don't you think?
But you're the one true God?
Who created the universe?
Yeah, more or less,
but let's not dwell on that
cosmic sh*t right now.
I've got a favor
to ask you, Gary.
A favor?
I'd like you, Gary Faulkner,
to do for me.
Of course.
I'm calling it a favor
to be compassionate,
and kind, and nice.
It's more like a command really.
You understand?
I do.
Okay, cool.
I need you to go over
to Pakistan
and capture that son of a b*tch
Osama bin Laden for me.
OBL?
He's got to be taken down.
He pulled that 9/11 sh*t
and f***ed me right over.
Now he's got to pay the price.
No one else seems
to be able to do it, Gary.
And my patience
Capture bin Laden?
Capture him,
bring him back alive though.
Remember, thou shall not kill.
So we're good?
You'll go to Pakistan and
capture Osama bin Laden for me.
Perfect.
Oh, just so you know, Gary,
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