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But this is also part of it.

It's not all fighting.

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Right, we're also here

to help these poor people.

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It's like going to the fun fair

without trying the rollercoasters.

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Alright, let's start the debriefing.

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The patrol itself. How did it go?

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Individual skills really sucked.

Seriously.

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How many fell to their knees

on short stops?

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So, eight men out of 50.

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Do we agree that

this has to be improved?

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Get into the habit now.

Get your fat ass down on its knees -

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- because at some point

if you don't, then pow!

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So kneel, damn it!

Right. Anything else?

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I think I ought to say what I got out

of this patrol. And it wasn't a lot.

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Remember this is an agricultural area.

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The peasants have just sown their

wheat. And we're ploughing it down.

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I could only say that our security out

there was to trample their fields down.

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Nothing's happening out there yet.

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The good old classic. The coolest

thing about porn is the story line.

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I'd like doctors like that,

if I go to hospital.

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Strangely enough it helped him!

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It's weird, don't you think?

You volunteer to sleep on a tiny cot -

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- and eat crap food for six months.

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- I know there's more to it.

- I'm doing it for the team spirit.

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- Team spirit and adventure.

- Yeah.

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- How do your parents feel about it?

- They're not overjoyed.

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My parents were like:

"Don't go on missions." -

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So I decided to go to Kosovo,

and on my first day at the garrison -

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- I still thought

I was going to Kosovo.

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But at the meeting we were told

that Kosovo wasn't an option.

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Here it's all 'Afghan'.

I called my mother afterwards -

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- and told her I was going

to Afghanistan after all.

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