Arlo: The Burping Pig Page #5

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You know, stuff like that.

Right.

Anyway, Mom, I'm tired.

I'm going to bed, okay?

It's 7:
30.

[sighs] I know, I'm just bushed.

Okay, pumpkin.

Get some sleep.

Okay, Mommy, good night.

[Ilana] Good night.

[Talia yawns]

[sighs]

[radio jingle]

[man on radio] And our

top story of the night.

The famous Ming dynasty vase

is lifted from City Hall.

Here's Mayor Cromwell with

the official statement.

[Cromwell]

Our town is very proud

to have been selected

as a stopping point

for the traveling Ming

dynasty art exhibit.

Which is why we

are deeply saddened

that the real perpetrators

were able to steal

this prized vase

under our watch.

That is why I am making

it my personal mission

to ensure that we get that vase

back to its rightful owners,

the people of this great town.

[man]

And in other news...

[Arlo] Let's get

the lay of the land.

[man] Wilson,

the Amazing Burping Pig,

escaped from the circus.

More on that wacky story

with the Bearded Lady.

And the gate just

swung right open,

and, uh, we couldn't catch him.

Little guy was just

too quick and he got away.

But, um, Wilson,

if you're watching this, uh,

your family misses you, man.

Where can a pig get

a drink around here?

Let's see, what's in here?

Hmm.

Hey there, sleepy.

Nah, there's no water in here.

It's like the Sahara

in this house.

[grunts]

And going up.

[rattling]

[gasps]

What the..?

[slurping water]

[breathing hard]

Ah, that hit the spot.

Oh, here come the fuzz!

Hi-ya!

[breathing hard]

[sighs]

That was a weird dream.

Uh, hot dog water?

[groans]

[sighs]

[grunts]

That was a close one.

That's the ticket.

Safe and sound.

[yawns]

Arlo?

Arlo, where are you?

[panicked breathing]

Arlo, this isn't funny!

[Jessica screaming]

[Jessica] Mom!

What is it?

You shrunk my favorite shirt!

What?

Look at it, it's way too small.

- It looks fine.

- No, I can't wear this!

Talia, top of the morning!

Joining us for breakfast?

- Why not?

- Because it's way too small!

Well, it just needs to be

stretched out a little bit.

- What are you doing?

- I'm trying to stretch it out.

- You are going...

- [Arlo] Oh, right.

Uh, stealth

pig powers activated!

- Not going to rip it.

- Yes you are!

Jessica!

Just wear a different shirt.

I can't wear a different shirt.

Don't mind me,

just an invisible pig.

[laughs] Grease lightning!

Cheerleading tryouts are today

and this is my lucky shirt!

[sighs]

Talia!

Why are you still in pajamas?

- No reason.

- Go get ready!

- We cannot be late.

- Okay, Mommy!

Is it just me, or is she

acting a little strange?

- I think she's just adjusting.

- I think she's just weird.

Arlo, that was too close.

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