Arlo: The Burping Pig
- G
- Year:
- 2016
- 80 min
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1
[bright pop music]
It's one in the morning
and you can't sleep
It's been a long day at
work so you can't breathe
But you're too
tired to even eat
So you stand here
on your two feet
Singing oh, hey
Hands to the sky
Stand around the
fire sing up real high
oh, hey, everything
will be alright
Cause tonight is
gonna be the best night
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Look around and all you see
You're sitting here
with your best friends
The sun's going down
and it's gonna end
Singing oh, hey
Hands to the sky
Stand around the
fire sing up real high
oh, hey, everything
will be alright
Cause tonight is
gonna be the best night
Best night, best night
Go from sundown to daylight
- Best night
- Best night, best night
Go from sundown to daylight
- Best night
- Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh
It's a summer night
The moon is shining
The people sing
Oh, let's keep rocking
We're kicking back
in the sand
Oh, let's keep moving
Cause tonight is
gonna be the best night
Oh, oh, oh, oh
- Oh, oh, oh
- [pig burping]
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Singing oh, hey
Hands to the sky
Stand around the fire
Sing up real high
Oh, hey everything
will be alright
Cause tonight is
gonna be the best night
Best night, best night
Go from sundown to daylight
- Best night
- Best night, best night
Go from sundown to daylight
- Best night
- [burping]
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh
[sirens ringing]
You can get 25 years for this!
Oh!
[grunts]
Oh, cops!
This is it!
This is my last stop!
I'll call you after my jog, bro.
[grunts]
Jesus!
Moron!
For sale?
No one's home...
No one's home.
[breathing heavy]
This is Bailey.
I do not have eyes on the vase.
I'm at the corner of
Oxnard and Bonner.
I lost the vase, sir.
[man] All right!
Hey, Rose family!
Hey, David,
good to see you again.
- Good to see you. Hello.
- All right. Yeah!
- This is my family.
- All right, yeah!
And you must be Ilana.
Ernie Dorko.
Yeah, so nice to meet you.
And you're even better looking than
the good doctor said. [laughs]
Well, thank you. It's nice
to meet you, Mr. Dorko.
- Oh, no, no, no, no. Call me, Ernie.
- Okay, Ernie.
Yeah, Ernie Dorko's the name,
selling houses is my game.
- Okay.
- Yeah.
And who are
these princesses here?
Uh, well, this is
Samantha, Jessica.
- Hi.
- Our littlest, Talia.
Yeah, hi, how we doing?
Nice to meet you.
Hi, how are you?
Good to see you guys.
Hey, you guys want a donut?
Mm.
Fresh!
[Talia] No, thank you.
[Ernie] No? [laughs]
Aren't you American? [laughs]
Just kidding you.
What is this?
Uh, you know, that's,
uh, well, you know.
You bought the house,
I threw in the vase.
Uh, consider it a
housewarming gift.
It's beautiful!
Thank you, Ernie.
Hey, don't mention it.
[laughs]
- Thank you.
- Well, Doc,
giving me your business.
And everybody,
say hello to your new house.
- Appreciate it, Ernie.
- Okay.
Oh, I got a 2:
00, I gotta run.Anyway, nice to see you guys
and if you need my services,
why you just call Big Ern!
And remember, the E is free
and the donuts are on me!
[laughs]
Okay, ladies,
come on, let's go. Come on.
- Big Ern.
- Let's go.
Come on, sweetie.
Watch your step now.
Come on in.
Watch your step, everybody.
Watch your step.
Oh, wow!
David, it's beautiful.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
Just wait'll we slap a coat of
paint on that wall over there.
Oh, and honey?
Check out the flooring.
- Solid oak.
- [laughs]
You said I'd get my own room.
Yeah, it's kind of
a deal-breaker.
Gee, Dad, thank you so
much for providing us
with this wonderful
roof over our heads.
rooms. Check down the hall.
- Awesome!
- Mine better be soundproof.
Mine better be geek proof.
I don't like this house! I wanna
go back to our old house.
Hey, we talked
about this, honey.
Daddy had to take
this great new job.
Daddy's the new dentist in town.
I know, I know.
Hey, I had to
take it, all right?
We had no choice.
And guess what? You get to
have your own bedroom now.
Yeah, you do, because this
house is a little bigger
and a little better
than the last house.
[Jessica] Samantha and I
have to share a bathroom?
- Yes!
- [Jessica] That's so not fair!
You know what? I think I have
something that's gonna cheer you up,
because you haven't seen the
best part of this place yet.
Follow me, okay?
- Come here.
- We have a backyard?
Yes, we do!
It's a lot nicer than that slab
of concrete back home, right?
- Mm-hm.
- And you have your very own swing set, baby.
Wow!
Well, what are you waiting for?
I can try it out?
- It's all yours, baby.
- Yay!
We're not in Boston anymore.
No, we are not.
I just want the
girls to be happy here.
Oh, they're gonna.
It's just gonna take some time.
[Jessica] That's mine!
[Samantha]
Jessica, give it back!
[sighing]
Just a little time.
[laughs]
I wish you didn't
have to go back.
Me too, baby. I gotta go back
there for a couple weeks
and the girls need
to start school.
I know, I'm just gonna miss you,
so you better hurry home.
I will, I will.
I'm gonna back there,
close down that practice,
say goodbye to my
stuffy old partners,
and I'll be back here faster
than you can say, "Root canal."
[both laughing]
Root canal.
Well, hopefully by then the
girls will all be settled in.
Yeah.
[Ilana] Morning, sunshine!
Hey, there, pumpkin!
How did you sleep, huh?
Okay, I guess.
Okay, you guess, come here.
[muffled pop music]
Hey, Jess!
[Ilana] Jessica. Hello.
Jessica!
- Good morning.
- Yeah, okay, what?
No earbuds at the table.
- Ow!
- Sorry!
Watch where you're going!
Let's not read at breakfast.
Why are you even
reading anyways?
School hasn't started.
Oh, you know, to learn stuff.
Like did you know that
an entire starfish
can regrow from just one arm?
Can you regrow an entire sister?
Mom, Dad, are you
sure we're related?
- Sometimes I wonder.
- Can we please just be nice?
As a favor to me,
would you do that?
I'm not gonna see you guys
for a couple weeks, all right?
Today's a big day for all of us.
A very big day. You guys
get to see your new schools.
Go get 'em, ladies!
- I gotta get to the airport.
- Okay.
- I'm gonna miss you, Daddy.
- You'll miss me?
Oh, I'll miss you
too, all right?
Hey, look. You call me
whenever you want, okay?
- Okay.
- Alright, bye.
- Have a safe trip, Dad.
- Hey, mm.
And don't worry about a thing.
I will keep an eye on
the place while you're gone.
That's what I'm worried about.
Come here, come here.
Listen to me, no wild
parties while I'm gone.
Unless your mom
throws 'em, okay?
[everyone laughing]
All right?
Just give her a break, okay?
- Hey!
- [laughs]
I'll see you soon, okay?
Two weeks, alright?
- Okay, two weeks.
- Bye, good luck!
Thanks.
[laughs]
[sighs]
Bye, ladies.
So can I stay over
at Marcia's tonight?
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