Arlo: The Burping Pig

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1

[bright pop music]

It's one in the morning

and you can't sleep

It's been a long day at

work so you can't breathe

But you're too

tired to even eat

So you stand here

on your two feet

Singing oh, hey

Hands to the sky

Stand around the

fire sing up real high

oh, hey, everything

will be alright

Cause tonight is

gonna be the best night

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh

Look around and all you see

Is the clouds up above me

You're sitting here

with your best friends

The sun's going down

and it's gonna end

Singing oh, hey

Hands to the sky

Stand around the

fire sing up real high

oh, hey, everything

will be alright

Cause tonight is

gonna be the best night

Best night, best night

Go from sundown to daylight

- Best night

- Best night, best night

Go from sundown to daylight

- Best night

- Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh

Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh

It's a summer night

The moon is shining

The people sing

Oh, let's keep rocking

We're kicking back

in the sand

Oh, let's keep moving

Cause tonight is

gonna be the best night

Oh, oh, oh, oh

- Oh, oh, oh

- [pig burping]

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh

Singing oh, hey

Hands to the sky

Stand around the fire

Sing up real high

Oh, hey everything

will be alright

Cause tonight is

gonna be the best night

Best night, best night

Go from sundown to daylight

- Best night

- Best night, best night

Go from sundown to daylight

- Best night

- [burping]

Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh

Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh

[sirens ringing]

You can get 25 years for this!

Oh!

[grunts]

Oh, cops!

This is it!

This is my last stop!

I'll call you after my jog, bro.

[grunts]

Jesus!

Moron!

For sale?

No one's home...

No one's home.

[breathing heavy]

This is Bailey.

I do not have eyes on the vase.

I'm at the corner of

Oxnard and Bonner.

I lost the vase, sir.

[man] All right!

Hey, Rose family!

Hey, David,

good to see you again.

- Good to see you. Hello.

- All right. Yeah!

- This is my family.

- All right, yeah!

And you must be Ilana.

Ernie Dorko.

Yeah, so nice to meet you.

And you're even better looking than

the good doctor said. [laughs]

Well, thank you. It's nice

to meet you, Mr. Dorko.

- Oh, no, no, no, no. Call me, Ernie.

- Okay, Ernie.

Yeah, Ernie Dorko's the name,

selling houses is my game.

- Okay.

- Yeah.

And who are

these princesses here?

Uh, well, this is

Samantha, Jessica.

- Hi.

- Our littlest, Talia.

Yeah, hi, how we doing?

Nice to meet you.

Hi, how are you?

Good to see you guys.

Hey, you guys want a donut?

Mm.

Fresh!

[Talia] No, thank you.

[Ernie] No? [laughs]

Aren't you American? [laughs]

Just kidding you.

What is this?

Uh, you know, that's,

uh, well, you know.

You bought the house,

I threw in the vase.

Uh, consider it a

housewarming gift.

It's beautiful!

Thank you, Ernie.

Hey, don't mention it.

[laughs]

- Thank you.

- Well, Doc,

I wanna thank you for

giving me your business.

And everybody,

say hello to your new house.

- Appreciate it, Ernie.

- Okay.

Oh, I got a 2:
00, I gotta run.

Anyway, nice to see you guys

and if you need my services,

why you just call Big Ern!

And remember, the E is free

and the donuts are on me!

[laughs]

Okay, ladies,

come on, let's go. Come on.

- Big Ern.

- Let's go.

Come on, sweetie.

Watch your step now.

Come on in.

Watch your step, everybody.

Watch your step.

Oh, wow!

David, it's beautiful.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

Just wait'll we slap a coat of

paint on that wall over there.

Oh, and honey?

Check out the flooring.

- Solid oak.

- [laughs]

You said I'd get my own room.

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