Are We There Yet? Page #5

Oh, to see if you have

any bombs?

You're not allowed to say

"bombs" here.

- Why can't you say "bomb"?

- Please remove all metal objects.

Keys, loose change,

cell phones, jewelry.

Okay. Just might take a minute.

I hope you left Nick's little present

in the car, or else you're going to jail.

Cell phone.

Car keys.

Excuse me. Sir?

What? What?

Sir, can you step

to the red line, please?

I put everything on the tray.

Please raise your arms

and separate your legs.

Corkscrew!

Let's just get out of here before

I end up in Guantnamo Bay.

Our dad would've never

given him a knife.

- Yeah, I'm not your dad.

- That's for sure.

All right, let's go. Pick it up.

It's actually gonna work out better

because trains are more fun.

- Do you got any snacks?

- You mean candy?

- No way.

- I have to pee.

Can't you wait till we get on the train?

It's right there.

- I don't think I can wait that long.

- Yes, you can. Come on.

He's prone to bladder infections,

you know.

All right, man, go do your business.

Aren't you coming in with me?

Yeah, but I'm not touching nothing.

All aboard!

- Come on, come on.

- I'm coming.

Wait. My shoe's untied.

Come on.

All clear.

Come on, Kevin. Hurry up.

Over...

Loop. Other loop.

You know what? Let me do it.

Let me do it. Let me do it.

No! Pull from the first loop.

- Otherwise it's too tight at the top.

- Okay, okay.

The boy has problems. He won't eat

anything orange, steamed or poached.

And what he does eat,

they can't touch.

- Okay, there you go.

- No. Do it again.

That doesn't feel right.

His socks can't have elastic

in them.

And he won't use a toothbrush

more than five days.

- Shut up!

- Make me.

Who'd wanna make another one...?

Come on.

Hold on, hold on.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hey. Where's Galaktico's cape?

Kevin.

Final boarding call

for Vancouver passengers...

...departing from track two.

Look, it's damp.

Kevin! Lindsey!

Hey! Hey! Kevin! Lindsey!

Hey. The train's moving.

Out my way.

Hey! Crazy kids. Yo!

Hey! Hey, come on!

What are you doing?

Sorry, lady.

- Hey!

- What's he doing?

I think he wants us to jump

onto a moving train.

Hey! Kevin! Lindsey!

Hey! Get up here!

Come on!

Hey, what are you doing? Run!

Are you crazy? Jump!

Come on!

Mama.

- Hey, Nick, how's the train ride going?

- Well, we haven't exactly left yet.

We decided to drive.

It should be much more educational.

Oh, no, Nick, I cannot let you do that.

That's way too much trouble.

No, no. It'll only take

a few more hours...

...and gives me a chance to get

to know Kevin and Lindsey.

Okay. I'm really impressed.

- You're very sweet.

- Yes, I am.

You sound like you have everything

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