Are We There Yet? Page #4

- You come with me.

Miss Mable will take you

on a guided tour to Sin City.

Oh, God. Excuse me.

Hello? Somebody?

Who wants to go to Vancouver?

Mom says that we should be polite.

Now, kids, I know you're disappointed

about your father...

...but you're going to have fun.

Aren't you?

- Yes, Miss Mable.

- Yes, Miss Mable.

Hey, did you bring us a gift?

Yeah, Mom's man friends

always bring us presents.

Oh, of course.

What kind of guy you think I am?

Uncle Nick loves kids.

As a matter of fact...

Look, look, look.

Dr. Munchies pizza coupon.

You get a free liter of soda with any

purchase of a large pepperoni.

- What's a liter?

- Oh, yeah, and for you...

- Look at that. Corkscrew.

- Cool.

- Hey, it's got a knife.

- You can't give him that.

- Shut up.

- Make me.

I don't make trash. I bury it.

- Well, I'll bury my foot in your...

- Say it. You're too scared to say it.

Be quiet, you paranoid dunce.

- Chicken.

- Stop it. Stop it.

Hey, wanna learn some Chinese?

Sure. What you got?

Sensei says,

"The first one is always a decoy. "

Shotgun!

That's my seat. You stop.

They gonna eat you alive.

- You're too ugly to sit in the front seat.

- That's my seat.

Hey! Watch the paint.

Okay, now, once we get

in this terminal...

...I want everybody

sticking together.

Now, be careful opening that door.

Man! What did...?

- Sorry, Nick.

- Oh, damn!

- Boy, didn't you hear what I just said?

- You swore.

You damn right I swore. That's about

$400 worth of damage to my new car.

That's twice. Now you have to put

$2 in the swear jar.

Yeah, well, he gotta put about $400

in my pocket.

- You got $400 for me?

- No.

And I want it cash.

Okay, man, no tears, all right?

I won't change diapers

out here.

Real good. Have you ever thought

of being a youth pastor or a therapist?

Look, it ain't like I said I was gonna

take off my belt.

He's gonna beat me, Lindsey!

Save me!

- Hey. Hey, man.

- Don't touch me!

- Little dude. Kevin. Come here.

- Get away!

Is there a problem here, sir?

Just a little game I'm playing

with the kids.

Boy, bring your butt back here!

Kevin. Boy. Look.

Yo, yo, yo. Hey, hey.

Look, look.

Look, I got money. Check it out.

Will that shut you up, huh?

Here you go. Ten bucks. Come on.

Yeah. That's right.

Hey, you can't buy us off.

Apologize.

No, no. We're cool.

Yeah. We cool, little mama.

Plus, there's enough to go around.

Got a ten-spot for you too.

I do believe I'm older than him.

I can't believe I'm getting hustled

by a couple of gangsters. Here.

Now, hurry up. We can't be late.

When we go through, they can see

our bones and innards?

- No, fool, that's an x-ray.

- Wrong answer.

It's a metal detector.

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