Anjelah Johnson: Not Fancy Page #3
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I almost died that night.
The smell on this train was so bad,
it literally almost choked me to death.
Have you ever tried
to hold your breath for 11 hours?
I almost died. And there would've been
nobody to charge in my murder.
They would have been,
"Oh, my God, who killed her?"
"Smell."
"Smell killed her."
This is what it's like. You get
on the train, and they have cabins,
and there are six bunk beds in each cabin.
If you don't buy all six bunk beds,
they just stick some rando
in there with you.
So good luck, okay?
So this is what it's like.
We get on the train,
and in the first cabin
there's a Chinese family,
then there's a Haitian family,
then there's us Americans,
and then there's, like, an Italian family,
then a French family.
Like, there's just all kind
of different people, right?
Like, it's kind of like a buffet.
Go with me for a second.
Like, you know how sometimes
you go to a buffet
and they got the seafood
and the Italian food,
and then they got the Chinese food
right next to the barbecue?
And you're like,
"Wait, that's too many smells.
I can't figure it out."
It was kind of like that, except it was
like a two-week-old buffet.
Yeah, it wasn't fresh.
And, like, I'm not really a diva, okay?
I don't consider myself a diva,
but that night, it was questionable.
'Cause, like, I just kept trying to
find somebody that worked on the train.
Like, "Hi. Excuse me. Hi. Um...
can you point me into the direction
where passengers can breathe?"
"Yeah, similar to this,
but preferably unscented."
"Oh, this is the only section?
Oh, okay...
'cause we bought a first-class ticket
and it's not really a first-class smell."
"Okay."
"Just go back to my seat? Okay, thanks."
I felt like I was being
human-trafficked into Paris.
I kept looking for Liam Neeson.
I couldn't find him.
When we got to Paris,
we went to the Louvre.
That's where they filmed
that movie, The Da Vinci Code.
I kept trying to reenact the scenes,
but they don't like it when you do that.
And the bridge that you walk across
to get to the Louvre
is, like, the lovers bridge, right?
Where you go with your lover,
you get a lock,
you lock it onto the bridge
and then you throw
your key into the river,
and it's supposed to be like
you're locked in love forever, right?
So we did that, but our lock
came with two keys,
so I threw one in the river.
I kept one in my pocket just in case
this fool act up. You know what I mean?
Don't play with me. Click.
It was an awesome trip.
My husband and I had a great time.
And some of you may know that my husband
is actually a Christian rapper.
Yes.
Uh, most of you probably didn't even know
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