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BOTTOM OF MY SHOES.

I KEPT STICKING TO THE FLOOR AND

SH*T.

WE HAD A QUICK BREAK WHILE THEY

WOULD LIGHT THE NEXT SET.

SO, I'D GO OVER TO CRAF SERVICE, WHICH CONSISTS OF A

COUPLE CEREAL BARS AND A BIG

PUNCH BOWL FULL OF M&Ms.

AS I GO TO GRAB SOMETHING, ONE

OF THE "ACTORS" WALKS UP AND

WITHOUT ANYTHING GOING STARTS TO

F*** HIMSELF RIGHT IN FRONT OF

ME.

[ LAUGHTER ]

AND THEN THE F***ER HAS THE

NERVE TO ASK ME ABOUT THE

WEATHER, LIKE I'M

GEORGE MICHAEL, AND WE'RE IN A

PUBLIC RESTROOM.

SO, HE'S TRYING TO HOLD A...

AND WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT, HE

TAKES HIS DICK HAND AND STICKS

IT RIGHT IN THE BOWL, TAKING A

BIG HANDFUL OF M&Ms.

[ LAUGHTER ]

AND THEN HE GOES ABOUT HIS

BUSINESS LIKE HE DOES IT ALL THE

TIME.

THE F***ER HAD A FREE HAND AND

STILL CHOSE TO DIG IN THERE WITH

HIS GOOEY HAND.

F***ING DICK.

IT WAS JUST SICK.

I FELT LIKE I NEEDED A SHOWER

AFTER THAT.

[ LAUGHS ]

IS THIS IT?

NOT MUCH GOING ON HERE, IS

THERE?

WELL, AFTER THE COPPER RAN

OUT, THE TOWN POPULATION WEN FROM, LIKE, 7,000 TO 50

PRACTICALLY OVERNIGHT.

IT SAYS IN THE EARLY 1890s, A

COUPLE CONCEIVED THEIR FIRS CHILD IN THE BOTTOM OF THE PIT.

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT SAYS.

AND THEY STILL LIVE DOWN

THERE TODAY.

IN A MASS ORGY, RIGHT WHERE

YOU SEE THAT BIG SPOT.

DUDE, LOOK AT IT.

SERIOUS.

IT'S THE PERFECT PLACE FOR A

GREAT ORGY.

POSING FOR PICTURES -- HERE

WE GO.

[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]

ALL RIGHT.

WELCOME, FOLKS.

HI, SIR.

I'M MAYA, AND WE'RE FROM THE

UNIVERSITY UP HERE DOING A

DOCUMENTARY FOR A CLASS ON THE

OLD HOSPITAL.

OH, AIN'T NOTHING WORTH

DOCUMENTING UP THERE, GIRL.

EVEN WITH ALL OF THE GHOSTS?

GHOSTS?

IS THAT RIGHT?

[ CHUCKLES ]

UH, YEAH.

ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE

COPPER QUEEN?

YEAH.

IT'S BEEN UP THERE MY WHOLE

LIFE.

ONE OF THE UNFORTUNATE 50, I

GUESS.

SOMETHING FUNNY?

OH, NO. SORRY.

DO YOU KNOW HOW TO GET THERE?

YOU'D HAVE TO BE BLIND TO

MISS IT.

SOMETIME AROUND 1910, I THINK

DURING THE TAFT PRESIDENCY, THE

HOSPITAL WAS OPEN TO ACCOMMODATE

THE INFLUX OF MINERS AND THEIR

FAMILIES GOING TO WORK ON THE

MULE.

I'M SORRY -- THE MULE?

MULE MOUNTAINS.

AT ITS PEAK, OUR POPULATION ROSE

TO OH, ABOUT 9,000.

BUT BY THE 1950s, BOOM TIMES

WERE OVER.

PEOPLE BEGAN TO LEAVE TOWN.

AT THE TIME, THE HOSPITAL BECAME

A SPECIAL-CARE FACILITY AND

CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL.

AT LEAST, THAT'S WHAT THEY TOLD

US.

WASN'T UNTIL THE '70s, AFTER THE

PLACE WAS SHUT DOWN, THAT WE

STARTED TO HEAR ABOUT THE THINGS

THEY ACTUALLY DID THERE.

MISS, DO YOU BELIEVE THAT THE

HOSPITAL IS HAUNTED?

UM, WELL, I DON'T KNOW FOR

CERTAIN.

I'VE HEARD LOTS OF STORIES, BU I PERSONALLY HAVEN'T SEEN

ANYTHING.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS?

WELL, LIKE I SAID, I HAVEN' SEEN ANYTHING MYSELF, BUT MY

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