Animus Page #2

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YOU'RE SO SUPPORTIVE.

I'M HERE FOR YOU.

OH!

"GHOST CHASERS" IS ON!

[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]

I WAS A PLUMBER.

THEN, ONE DAY, I WAS SNAKING A

TOILET AND SAW SOMETHING THA CHANGED MY LIFE.

NOW I GO AROUND THE COUNTRY,

LOOKING FOR GHOSTS.

MY NAME IS WES CARPENTER.

AND I AM THE GHOST CHASER.

IF YOU'RE HERE, GIVE ME A SIGN!

TALK TO ME, DAMN IT!

I'M RIGHT HERE!

I'M IN YOUR TERRITORY.

YOU GONNA DO SOMETHING TO ME OR

WHAT?

[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]

AAH!

[ DISTORTED SCREAMING ]

[ MONITOR BEEPING ]

AAH! AAH!

AAH!

AAH! AAH!

AAH!

[ DISTORTED VOICES ]

AAH!

[ CRYING ]

[ GASPS ]

...BY THIS AFTERNOON.

CLEAR SKIES TONIGHT, WITH A LOW

NEAR 70.

INCREASING CLOUDINESS TOMORROW,

STICKY AND HUMID, WITH A HIGH

OF 86.

IN SPORTS, THE BLUE JAYS AND

THE YANKEES...

[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ WATER RUNS ]

[ DISTORTED SCREAMING ]

[ CHUCKLES ]

HI.

UM, COULD -- EXCUSE ME, SIR?

HEY, POINDEXTER!

HER TITS AREN'T GONNA WRAP THIS

UP ANY FASTER.

I'M KIND OF IN A HURRY, OKAY?

THANK YOU.

SIGN THERE.

[ MUTTERING ]

HE'S COMING BACK.

OH, JOY.

CHECK TO MAKE SURE IT'S IN

THERE.

OKAY, GREAT.

YOU LADIES NEED ANY HELP

CARRYING THAT OUT OR --

WE'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE,

SPORT.

ARE WE GOOD?

OH, YEAH.

OKAY.

REAL GOOD.

GREAT. THANKS.

[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ LAUGHS ]

[ LAUGHS ]

YOU DOING OKAY BACK THERE?

[ GROANS ]

[ SNORES ]

GOT A LITTLE DRUNK LAST NIGHT.

WHAT?

YOU SH*T YOURSELF AGAIN?

NOT THIS TIME.

I WOKE UP ON THE LAWN IN FRON OF MY FRIEND'S APARTMENT.

WHAT?

DID HE AT LEAST WAKE YOU UP?

LUCKILY, THE SPRINKLERS ARE

ON A TIMER.

OR AT LEAST I THINK IT WAS THE

SPRINKLERS.

IT COULD HAVE BEEN CAT PISS FOR

ALL I KNOW.

MAYBE THAT'S WHAT I SMELL.

THAT'S JUST MY MAN SMELL.

DON'T LIE, GIRL.

YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT.

SO, A REAL MAN SMELLS LIKE

DEAD YETI.

GOOD TO KNOW.

[ ALL LAUGH ]

WOW, MAYA.

THANKS AGAIN FOR BRINGING ME

ALONG FOR THIS.

I'M SUCH A SUCKER FOR GOOD

CONVERSATION.

[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]

WHAA!

CHEETOS.

[ LAUGHS ]

[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]

[ TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS ]

THANK GOD.

I'M GOOD.

YOU BETTER BE, PEANU BLADDER.

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

I'M SORRY.

[ LAUGHS ]

YOU BETTER BE.

LET'S GET GOING.

I'M ALMOST DONE!

I'M GOOD!

AND THE QUEEN VICTORIA STILL

REMAINS.

YOU HAVE TO PEE?

FUNNY.

COME ON.

[ LAUGHTER ]

RIDICULOUS.

ARE YOU DONE?

[ SIGHS ]

REALLY?

NICE.

OH, GOD!

LUCAS, WHAT THE F***?

HEY!

YOU GUYS WANT TO HEAR ABOUT MY

LAST INTERNSHIP?

YOU GET A MOVIE?

NOT EXACTLY.

MORE LIKE HARDCORE PORN.

THAT'S HOT.

YOU KNOW YOU FIT RIGHT IN

THERE.

DON'T GIVE ME THAT.

IT'S EVERYTHING YOU'RE

THINKING.

JUST GROSS!

BY THE END OF THE DAY, I FEL LIKE I HAD SUCTION CUPS ON THE

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