An Extremely Goofy Movie Page #4

and, well, it might be.

But I figure two Goofs|are better than one.

Two "goofs" all right.

Just think!|A whole 'nother year,

just you and me.

A year? Did he say a year? Tell me|he didn't say a year. I heard a year.

Hold me and tell me|he didn't say a year.

A year's like...|That's forever.

You realize this could|severely affect campus hijink-age.

Yeah! And how we gonna|whip those Gammas now?

- With your dad's|"practice interruptus"?|- Listen, guys.

Cut the old man some slack.|He has to be here.

He was fired, and he can't find|a good job without a degree.

Fired? Whoa.

You mean like|his pink slip was showing?

Don't push it, man.

Look, I talked to him|and laid out all the ground rules.

No interfering with|the "X" Games practice.

No hounding us about schoolwork.|No coming into our room unannounced.

And no acting|like a father.

Especially mine.

He's got his life,|I've got my life.

"My life. My life."

Spooky.

- Rise and shine!

- School's a-waitin'.

What do you say, boys?

Dad!

Our first class|isn't until noon.

Maybe so, but ever day|starts with a good breakfast.

Ooh! Whoa, whoa!

Nowhere to run to, baby

Nowhere to hide

It's my love|I'm runnin' from

It's a heartbreak|I've nowhere to go

'Cause I know|you're no good for me

To become part of me

- Everywhere I go, every face I see

Every step I take|you take by me, yeah

- Look at it go!|- No, no, no.

Got nowhere|to run to, baby

Hey! Huh?

- I know you're no good for me|- Oh, lookie!

- Nowhere to run, baby

Nowhere to hide

Hey! Huh, huh?

- Huh?|- Hiya, Max.

Errr. Goof.

So after we compare and|contrast the Age of Enlightenment's...

dark period with the Spanish|Inquisition's recessionary trends,

we can get a head start|on our trigonorm...

Uh, triggy...|Uh, math.

Then as a treat,|I'll get us tickets to the Museum...

of Natural Arts|and Sciences.

- I hear there's a spectacular|leech exhibit.|- Oh.

But only if we finish|all our homework.

Huh?

Where you goin', son?

Oh, yeah!|Well, I was just gonna go to...

- You know, go to the...|- I have a temporary,|but I never got my permanent.

To take you to sign up|for your library card.

Dad, all new students|need one.

A-Ahem.

Good morning, gentlemen.|I am the Head Librarian,

versed in all aspects|of your school's library,

including, but not limited to,|fiction, nonfiction,

periodicals, reference|and policy.

- How may I help you?|- Hi there, Miss "Marpole-ee."|Marpole. Marpole!

My Dad needs a library card.|Could you...

Oh, it would be|my pleasure.

We here at the college library|believe that owning a library card...

is a privilege,|not a right.

Consequently,|we expect students...

to treat the Dewey Decimal System|with respect.

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