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Hmm, hmm, hmm
- Ohh! Ohh!
Bobby, do that again,|but this time don't fall down.
- Aah!|- Whoo-hoo-wow!
well-meaning but totally smothering,|overprotective,
doting, ah-yucking dads?
Yeah, well,|yours at least.
The College "X" Games!
First freshman team|to win it all!
Huh! The Gammas|may be five-time winners,
but I hope they're ready|for a losing streak!
Let's beat the Gammas!|Let's do it to it!
Gawrsh, Pete, one day|you're changin' their diapers,
and the next thing|you know...
they're all grown up|and leavin' for college.
Well, Goof,|the way I see it,
it's my last night of baby-sitting,|and I'm a free man!
Oh, yeah! Ha-ha!|Free, free, free, I tell you!
Yah-hoo! Ha-ha!|Come on, son.
I can't miss you|if you won't leave!
- Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!|- Yeah, free.
Hey, why don't you get the boys?|Food's almost ready.
Nice rasta, pasta,|Maxman.
Ooh, Maxie's pretty good|at that boardin' stuff.
- Yeah! Yes!
Listen, son, that there|"X" Games fiddle-faddle...
may be all well and fun,
- Exactly.|- You'll get a degree,
and the world|will be your clam.
Uh, oyster, Dad?
No, thanks.|I'm saving room for weenies.
Now, let me show you|exactly what I mean.
Oh, no, not|the old horseshoe lecture.
You see, tossin' horseshoes|is a lot like how life works.
Uh, like I was sayin'...
It's about|staying focused on your goals.
Right. You see,|ever once in a while...
life gives you an important|tossin' opportunity.
Like, uh, well...|college, for instance!
If you want|that dee-ploma,
And with the proper|"consecration"...
Throw it, will ya!
You should hear the clang|of a ringer!
See, Maxie?|You've just gotta stay focused.
- Huh?|- Hey, Goof,
- it's gettin' cold already.
Save a weenie for me!
Hey, Peej, isn't ten hot dogs enough?|Pass 'em over here.
Ooh, I can't wait|to get out of here.
Here, let me|help you pack.
Dad, I can do that.
In fact,|it's gonna be a long time...
before you see|your old man again.
What, maybe Christmas?
Ah, Dad,|it'll go by fast.
Not too fast, I hope.
It's time to take charge,|live your own life.
You're a grown man now,|Maxie-Poo.
I'm not takin' ol' Stuffed Bear|to college, Dad!
- Sure you are.|- No.
What are you talkin' about?|You love Stuffed Bear.
- Come on. You're gonna need him.|- I'm not kidding!
I got somethin' else|for you.
I want you to have this.
Oh! It weighs|like a ton!
I bet it's one of those combo|TV/CD/VCR/Laptop/Scanner/Fax|things, right?
Oh, man,|they are so cool!
- Too stunned to speak, huh?|- No, just stunned. What is it?
This was my father's.
And now, son,|it's yours.
Thanks, Dad.|This means a lot to me.
Oh, listen,|I'm gonna turn in.
You know, big day tomorrow.
- Good night, Dad.|- Good night, son.
Did you brush your teeth?
- Comb your hair?|- Yep.
- Did you put on clean underwear?|- Dad!
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