Amigo Undead Page #3

you learn to prepare for anything.

Yo, Wayne, beer me.

- F***in' here, man.

- Thanks, bro.

Are you sure you should be

drinking that?

What... with your...

Ah, no, no, no.

Kevin, let me talk to you in private.

Look, man, I'd rather not talk about

the whole diabetes thing

in front of the guys.

I just wanna keep things

relaxed and fun.

Okay.

And as far as drinking and stuff goes,

look, I know it's not the best thing

but I kind of need to enjoy myself,

it's been a rough couple of months.

Right. Sorry.

Yeah.

So if you don't mind going and talking

to the guys while I...

Shoot up?

Shoot up? No you f***ing idiot, Insulin.

Oh, yeah, right.

Do that.

Yeah, I will.

Hey.

Hey.

So, how long have you guys known Norm?

I work at Bob's liquor,

I sell Norm booze

and anything else he wants.

If you know what I mean.

Like drugs.

I got it. I got it.

Maybe you should stop,

Norm doesn't need that stuff right now.

Oh.

I'm Norm's mailman. We've been

hanging out for about a year now,

you know, going hunting, fishing,

whatever gets us out of the house.

You know, I've got a real c*nt of a wife

and two kids that are pain in the ass.

How about you?

How do you know Norm?

I'm his brother.

But you're Asian.

Yeah. I'm adopted,

we covered that already.

Oh, I remember.

Hey, what was that like growing up?

I mean, did you feel...

Did you feel less loved?

I mean, because I'm just

trying to figure out how

that all worked out with you?

Well, on the contrary, I actually

felt quite loved as a child.

The way I see it,

adoption is a very

pre-meditated endeavor.

There's a lot of interviews

and paperwork to be signed.

A parent will only adopt if they really,

really want a child.

Whereas I just kind of oozed out

of mom's p*ssy, right, Kev?

I guess mom and dad didn't wanna

make the same mistake twice.

So, what are we doing, Norm?

What's the plan?

This.

Chillaxing, bro.

So. We're gonna sit out here

in the dessert for two days?

I don't know, it's my f***ing birthday,

why do I have to think of everything?

Thank you.

No, thank you.

Oh, thanks, man.

Oh, that is so good.

Hey, Norm,

what's the deal with this guy?

Well, that's just Jovan.

So, does he just live out here

or hang out in the bushes?

No. He comes out with me,

but he does his own thing.

Yeah, whatever that means.

I think he wants us to follow him.

Well, I don't know about that.

Well, what the hell, right?

All right.

F***.

Mira.

This is interesting.

Did you build all this?

Si.

Wow. It turned out great, amigo.

What the hell is this thing?

Jovan's side project.

He's obsessed with the old west.

He's a nut on the subject.

He even calls me the Duke.

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