Amigo Undead Page #2

Jesus, Norm.

Yeah, I'll be there.

Awesome.

We're gonna reconcile

and it's gonna be so great.

I'll e-mail you the directions,

are you still kevin@asianloser.com?

Yeah, Norm, that's my e-mail.

Hey, can you hold on a second?

Hey, did you hear that?

Yeah, I did, that was really fun,

thank you for that.

Later shithead.

Where the hell is this place, Norm?

Hello, there.

$2.

Thank you.

You know, I've been driving around

for an hour looking for a sign,

is this jackrabbit hills?

Do you know where canyon road is?

I put it in my GPS before

I left and nothing came up.

It's two Miles up.

Thank you so much.

Are you guys Indian or native American?

It's very cool.

I studied you guys in elementary school,

it's a fascinating culture.

If I didn't pack a little heat.

I'd be a dead man by now,

that's my reality.

It's supposed to work,

it's better to be safe

than sorry.

Why is that funny?

I was just thinking of

that board game "sorry."

You remember that?

That game is so weird.

Hey.

Hey.

Is Norm here?

Who wants to know?

I'm his brother, Kevin.

He told me to come out here

for his birthday party.

You're Norm's brother?

Adopted.

Well then,

welcome, friend.

How are you doing?

My name's Wayne Simmons,

I'm Norm's pal.

And that there is Ian.

I never caught your last name, friend.

Well, that's it.

Hey, come on in, come on in.

Check this place out.

So, is anyone else coming or is this it?

This is our Valiant crew here

except for the big guy himself.

Excuse me, can you hold this?

No... what the hell?

Norm!

You almost blew my hand off.

No, that only happens to little kids

because they have soft, weak hands.

That doesn't even make sense.

All right. I'm sorry,

it was a bad idea, okay?

New Norm. I'm sorry,

can you find it in your

heart to forgive me?

Yeah, whatever.

Yeah. I'm glad you're here,

bring it in, little bro.

What the hell is this?

Housewarming gifts.

Where is your new place?

You're looking at it, man.

Wait, this isn't a place.

Yeah, it is.

The sovereign nation of Normania.

I got a great deal on it too,

the guy who sold it to me

just wanted to get rid of it,

and he left all his

awesome sh*t here too.

When you say you bought a new place,

it usually means like

a house or an apartment.

Really? Oh.

I seem to have misplaced my dictionary,

but I'm pretty sure a place

is just any space in general.

So, we're camping out essentially,

wish you would have told me,

I would have prepared.

Well, here's my little Asian brother,

always worried about

details and preparation.

Great.

It's gonna be a great weekend.

Ah, see what were you worried about,

you had a change in clothes.

Well, when Norm is your brother,

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