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you usually get, know what I mean?

- Yeah.

- Feel me?

This is some f***ing

powerful fireworks, man.

This gonna light up

the sky for ya b*tch.

Rose.

Phoebe is going to love this.

This is perfect, Rose,

this is so perfect. Man.

I'm tellin' ya, this is some serious

proposal-engagement-wedding-type

life changing sh*t you're doin'.

- You know what I'm sayin'?

- That's the plan.

- Yo' you're a sensitive nigga, b*tch.

- Well, I love her.

You got to give it all when

you love like that, you know?

Yeah, exactly. Comes once a life, right?

Serious. Yeah, yeah.

- All right, thanks, man.

- You goin'?

- Yeah.

- Where you goin'?

Gotta drop those off

and I gotta go to work.

Wanna drop some acid

and go inside the titty bar?

Nah, that's okay.

It's 8:
15 in the morning, Rose.

- Thank you, Nancy.

- Thank you, Mike.

Bye.

Chariot Progressive. Listen.

Mandelbrot set is in motion.

Echo Choir has been breached,

we are fielding the ball.

Is that a lyric from something?

F***.

No. Chariot Progressive. Listen.

Okay.

- Mandelbrot set is in motion.

- Yeah.

Ma'am, are you going to get something?

Chariot Progressive, Mike.

Lady, could you please,

like, stop it with...

Chariot Progressive.

- Are you okay?

- Listen.

Mandelbrot set is in motion.

Echo Choir has been breached.

We are fielding the ball.

Chariot Progressive.

Chariot Progressive.

Listen, Mike. You're not listening...

Listen. Chariot Progressive!

Chariot Progressive.

Chariot Progressive is in motion.

Motion...

Mike. Please listen to me.

All right, lady,

enough with that stuff, okay?

You're in danger.

You have to listen to me.

I've got to close up soon. So...

I'm sorry.

- It's okay.

- About all of this.

I'm sorry, Mike. I tried.

It's cool.

Do you want your soup?

Hey, stop doing sh*t to my car.

- Hey, babes, what's up?

- Hey.

I just killed two people...

Two... Two gentlemen.

That's awesome. Why?

No, these two guys were trying to, like,

break into my car at work,

and they had guns and knives

and they were being, like, total d*cks

and they just attacked me.

Sh*t, babe, you got mugged?

Then I took, like,

a spoon and I just like...

I, like, shoved it through this guy.

- Did you call the police?

- No, I didn't call the police.

'Cause I'm the killer...

I'm the murderer, okay?

I also have, like...

I have, like, a lot of weed

and mushrooms in my car.

I just killed two dudes

in a parking lot, okay,

and, Phoebe,

if you don't come here right now,

I'm just gonna start

like pissing in my pants.

I swear to God, Phoebe,

I'm just gonna start, like, pissing.

How did this happen?

How the f*** did this happen?

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