American Pie Page #3
OZ:
Oh sh*t dude, the L-word!
JIM:
And you said...
KEVIN:
Nothing, I just hugged her back.
JIM:
You think she was serious?
KEVIN:
I couldn't tell -- She could've meant
like, "I love you grandma" or "I love
you Vanderbilt."
OZ:
Just don't bring it up, hang low,
maybe she won't mention it again.
INT. EAST GREAT FALLS HIGH - SENIOR LOCKERS - DAY
The guys pass by a GROUP OF BAND DORKS, most notable of
which is MICHELLE, who proudly polishes her flute.
MICHELLE:
And what we should do today, in band?
Instead of playing our instruments
regularly? We should play them
backwards! That'll be so funny!
The Band Dorks LAUGH and agree, "hilariously" attempting
to play their instruments from the wrong end. The guys
shudder.
OZ:
(to Jim)
You guys got the Latin homework?
JIM:
No -- Kevin, you?
KEVIN:
(offended)
Please.
(then)
We're all golden, we're college bound.
I figured it out -- I can get a c-
minus in every class, and it's not
gonna make a difference. U of M, here
I come.
INT. EAST GREAT FALLS HIGH - MAIN HALL NEAR POP MACHINE - DAY
Vicky is talking with JESSICA, a friend of hers, getting
a pop (we're in the Midwest now, gang) from the machine.
VICKY:
Vanderbilt's not that far from U of M.
JESSICA:
Yeah right.
VICKY:
What? We both have cars.
JESSICA:
Yeah but, no offense, you're talking
about a post-high school, long-
distance relationship, and you and
Kevin haven't even done it yet.
VICKY:
That's not why we're going out.
JESSICA:
What the hell are you expecting him to
drive to Vanderbilt for? Milk and
cookies?
VICKY:
Jessica! He'll drive there for me,
and I'll drive to Ann Arbor for him.
We're going to have sex when he's
ready and I'm ready. It's got to be
completely perfect. I want the right
place, the right time, the right
moment.
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