American Pie 2 Page #5
Ah, yes, you would be
referring to...
the flute-fetish band geek that made me
her b*tch, then ditched me after prom.
Yes, that's great experience.
You just gotta
find the right girl, Jimbo.
- Brings it all together.
- I had the right woman.
She just sells her cottage
and takes off to parts unknown.
My romantic life
has passed its peak.
Take me out to the pasture
and shoot me.
Super start to a super summer, fellas.
Welcome home.
Guys, I got it.
Pack your bags.
For what?
We're moving to the lake.
We're gonna be the sh*t.
Everybody on the beach is gonna know us.
Plenty of opportunities
to practise for Nadia.
Throw a huge party at the end
of the summer to cap it all off.
Dude, that's a great idea. That way
we'll be able to welcome Heather back...
and we'll be able to prepare
for Nadia's big arrival.
This is it.
This is my summer of love.
Just thought I'd say
goodbye to you animals.
Hey, Mr Levenstein.
How are you, sir?
- All packed up, I see.
- We're all set, Dad.
Don't worry, okay?
I'll be fine.
Come on and give
your old man a hug.
Keep it real, homies.
You too, sir.
Have a good summer.
All right, let's go.
I've been running
these numbers here...
and I don't think the four of us
can afford this place.
- Not on summer jobs.
- Well, I kinda thought of that.
Oh, yeah! The Stifmeister's
coming back to Grand Harbour!
Deck the halls!
Bye-bye, Great Falls!
Wipe my ass and lick my balls!
It's Stifler time, baby!
Stifler, if you're gonna be living
with us, you gotta behave yourself.
All right, you and Finch
just stay out of each other's way.
Kevin, Stifler's stench
is unavoidable.
Finch, fist yourself.
That's right, baby.
We're here.
Yeah, baby, we're here!
- It's a palace.
- It's a temple.
Isn't this great?
Are you kidding me?
This just won't do.
Guys.
Check this out.
This is it.
Will you idiots tell me
what this f***er's doin'?
Don't touch me
while I'm tantric.
''Tantric?''
What the f*** is tantric?
It's a Buddhist discipline.
You learn to channel
your body's energies-- your chakras.
When you can do that, you can have sex
for hours, even days.
And this stuff's for real?
It's been around for centuries.
With tantra you can make
feel like one giant orgasm.
Eventually, you can sustain
that feeling by meditating.
- Maybe you can teach me sometime?
- Very doubtful.
- True.
- Come on, Jim.
- You can't possibly be that bad.
- Oh, no?
No way.
I guess there's only one person
that really knows for sure, huh?
Oh, yeah?
Where is she this summer?
Hey, are you here for
the mid-session performance?
Guests go in the amphitheatre.
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