American Pie 2

Synopsis: The whole gang are back and as close as ever. They decide to get even closer by spending the summer together at a beach house. They decide to hold the biggest party ever to be seen, even if the preparation doesn't always go to plan. Especially when Stifler, Finch and Jim become more close to each other than they ever want to be and when Jim mistakes super glue for lubricant.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): J.B. Rogers
Production: Universal Pictures
  8 wins & 6 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.4
Metacritic:
43
Rotten Tomatoes:
52%
R
Year:
2001
108 min
$144,044,409
Website
433 Views

- Sure you don't wanna go to my room?

- No. Why?

My roommate's already moved out.

We'll be all alone.

-all right.

- The door is locked.

- Okay, Jim, relax. Relax.

- Okay, yeah, sure.

No strings attached, okay?

lt's just friendly goodbye sex.

Yeah, right.

Right, right, right, right.

But you see,

it's just that...

we've never even had

friendly hello sex.

- So do you not wanna do this?

- Oh, no, no, no.

Oh, I do. Yeah.

No, I definitely do.

It's just that...

you see, this is actually

my first time.

Well, not my first.

It's my first time...

since my first time.

So, technically,

that's my second time.

And I don't--

I don't wanna suck at it.

So if I'm not up to par,

performance-wise--

Jim, this isn't exactly a turn-on.

I mean, girls like a guy

with confidence.

Hey, I'm confident.

Oh, I am-- I'm absolutely,

totally confident.

- Let's get naked.

- Okay.

Seems like just yesterday my dad picked

me up after my first year at college.

We popped a couple of beers...

and he said,

''Now, you're a man.''

And today I get to say

the same thing to my son.

Honey, your speeches

embarrass him.

So, try and do what the kids say,

and just be cool.

I think I bring new meaning

to the word ''cool,'' honey.

That's his dormitory up ahead.

Turn over.

- Can't bring alcohol in the dorms.

- Good.

Thank you, Matt. I'm just here

to surprise my son Jim.

- Now pin my leg up.

- What?

Pin my leg up, like this.

Maybe you can help

me out, you know.

Is that the one? No.

There!

Now I remember.

I didn't do this for you.

Thanks, dude.

- Where's my big guy?

- Oh, my God!

-Jesus!

-Jim, we got here a little early.

- Dad, get out!

- I'll wait in the car.

Go, Dad!

Oh, my--

-Jeez!

- Was that your dad?

- I'm so sorry.

- For your own edification...

son, I'm not embarrassed.

I am!

It's a perfectly normal thing

for two human beings to do.

This is human nature--

human nature at its best.

Son, everybody does it. Your mother

and I-- Well, not so much any more.

Got your favourite.

Oh, my God! They're f*cking!

Honey, honey, listen.

I'm gonna take her--

- Please just go!

- Actually, if you wouldn't mind.

Honey--

I'll take her to the car.

- Hi, Mama.

- What?

Natalie!

I'm Jim's dad.

You must be the parents

of this young lady.

I'm sorry I didn't get her name,

but hopefully my son did...

because I have not been

here the whole time.

Natalie, get dressed!

- Beer?

- Avert your eyes! Turn around!

- Thanks, Jim. Don't believe in locks?

- Oh, my God!

Hey, f*ckface.

- Mornin', dude.

- Come on, Ozzy. It's show time.

Before you go to Ann Arbor

to pick up Heather...

I wanna show you

what you're missing.

See what they are today, dude.

See what they are today.

Okay, here we go.

Moment of truth.

- There's little hearts on her panties!

- Super.

There's little hearts on her panties!

Come on, look, you pussy. Look.

What the f*ck, man?

Come on!

I'm disappointed in you.

Here it is, the end of our freshman year

and you screwed one girl.

One.

You're a disgrace

to men everywhere.

Look at the Stifmeister.

I got laid 23 times this year...

and I'm not counting the hummer

I got in the library stacks, baby.

All right, here's a new idea

for you, Stifler, okay?

You find a girl.

You two become best friends.

You don't bother counting how many

times you have sex with each other.

- You laugh at the people who do count.

- Here's a new idea for you.

I'll get you a spoon

so you can eat my ass.

Okay, people, notebooks closed.

Let's get this exam rolling.

Oh, shit!

Do we got an exam today?

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Adam Herz is an American screenwriter and producer. He founded the production company Terra Firma Films in 2003 with a first-look deal at Universal Studios. Herz was born in New York City and raised in East Grand Rapids, Michigan. more…

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