American Idiots Page #5
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- Year:
- 2013
- 92 min
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That's a b*tch, man.
That's it?
"That's a b*tch, man"?
That's all you've got to say?
Well, what you want me to say?
Hey, Dad, I got something for you.
- Oh yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
Let's see it.
Oh, my name is Wyatt.
And I'm a sissy simpering boy.
My girlfriend left me.
Except cry like the rain.
Don't want to talk to nobody.
'Cause I like the pai-iiin.
Ahhh.
- That's all you got?
- That was it, baby.
All right.
I'm not Elvis,
I'm a fraud and a loser.
Who assumes the identity
Silly sassy boy who ain't good.
At nothing at all.
Who's been acting
after all these years.
And still hasn't done jack sh*t.
Fat-ass Elvis, drugged up,
can't-take-a-sh*t Elvis.
Wearing a jacket
that his mama made him.
My mama didn't make it,
it's an original.
You little
Mark Wahlberg wannabe.
Ain't got no car,
drive a Pinto to set
I drive a Cadillac,
What the hell's going on?
We're trying to set up a shot here.
- I need to replace you two?
- Sorry.
- No, no sir.
- All right, then shut the f*** up.
I'm sorry, man.
It's all right, man.
Me too. Me too.
I didn't mean that about your suit.
It looks real nice.
I appreciate that. I didn't mean nothing
about the Walmart crack either.
So the director wants
you two on set in an hour.
So we're gonna be quick.
Hey, Wyatt.
I didn't know you got
cast in this commercial.
What's up, Angie?
What are you doing here? Makeup, huh?
Well yeah, I've gotta get
- I'm gonna hightail my ass to Vegas.
- Yeah?
For work or for pleasure?
Oh...
you don't know.
- Know what?
No, I didn't know that.
How is she doing?
She's getting married.
A week after she got back,
she met someone.
What happened to
"she wasn't ready"? I mean,
when's the wedding?
In 37 hours.
Hey, I've gotta take this.
But if you need to talk,
I'll be back
in a couple minutes, okay?
Oh my God!
Come here.
I know how you feel.
I really do.
I just wanted to tell you, man,
yours truly,
I've been kicked down
Believe me, man,
I've been kicked down
from Tupelo to Memphis.
Well, great.
That's you and your sh*t
and this is me and my sh*t.
And just because you got sh*t
doesn't mean my sh*t's better.
I still got sh*t!
Wyatt, listen.
You know those rare times
when you find someone...
that special someone...
and that someone special finds you,
and you're both drawn
to each other
and you get closer
and closer and you're like...
- like a set of magnets?
- Yeah, it's called attraction.
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