American Dirtbags Page #4
- Year:
- 2015
- 90 min
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he was telling the truth.
Thinking he was going to call me
and that it would blossom
into like, a steamy romance.
Love at first sight.
And one day we would tell
our kids it's how we met.
- Hey, sweetie, I'm home.
- - Hi, honey.
- Oh, come
here, how was your day?
Oh, where's the rest of my
perfect biracial family?
Mason, Dixie, daddy's home!
- Da, da!
- Hey, you guys!
I gotta get a
picture of you guys,
oh my goodness.
Get in with mommy.
You guys look
amazing, you ready?
Say cheese.
- Cheese.
- Oh my god, your
dad's gonna love these.
If you know who that is.
Oh my god, this is amazing,
you're like a model
without the eating disorder.
Mmm, I'm gonna show
this to everyone.
Well, I gotta get out of
here, smells a lot like jizz.
Ma'am.
- Like, how
f***ing nave could I be?
And if the fact that I
walked all the way back
to my dorm room, like, totally
humiliated wasn't enough,
posted the picture online
and turned it into like a
f***ing game or whatever.
- Stupid b*tch.
- And that sh*t blew up.
- Holy sh*t, dude,
check this out.
- Holy f***, I've got
biology with her, man.
- Dude, I totally f***ed her.
- No way, man.
- Why you gotta lie about
stuff like that, man?
- Overnight, people
started making
their own versions, and
by the end of the week,
I was, like, ruined.
I mean, some of them, like,
really hurt my feelings.
Everyone started
thinking I was, like,
a total airhead, nympho
slut or something.
I don't think I talked to anyone
for the rest of the semester.
But that didn't stop
these a**holes, mmpmm.
They just kept right on being
the needle-prick little shits
that I thought that they were.
You f***ing kidding me?
And like at first, I thought
Like I was being punished
for, like, being a b*tch
back in high school
or something.
- She sent you a tit pic?
- Dude, I got twat
shots, too, bro.
- You guys ready to eat?
- Man, I been eating
p*ssy all day.
- Well I hope you saved
room for our tacos.
- Dude, we're gonna
need a few minutes, man.
- No problem.
- - I like that guy.
- I do too, he
looks like my dick.
So, are you f***in' her?
- Of course, I'm
f***in' her, man,
this chick's like my
personal skeet trap, bro.
- My man, boom.
- Yeah, last night I'm
f***in' her face, right,
so I pop my dick
out of her mouth,
and then I shove her head
down to my butt hole,
she's down there just
making out with my ass
for like, 15 minutes,
dude, she comes up,
she says, like, "when's
it gonna be my turn?"
I'm like, b*tch,
this is your turn,
oh, nailed it.
- It was awesome.
- - You told her.
- I did, I told her
what was up, flipped her over,
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