American Crude Page #3

rest of my life defending myself.

JOHNNY:
Wait, we can't fulfill

each other's every need.

We marry who we marry.

Most people don't change.

Men and women will never

truly understand each other.

We can try to make

the best of it.

We can't possibly be everything

to each other all the time.

- Hence your desire for other women.

- That's not my desire.

That's just the man in me. That's

the nature of being a man.

What exactly is that? Do tell.

I'm just saying that I can't

change my animal desires.

You understand? That's the point

I'm trying to get across.

Good point. I'm gonna get

off this roller coaster.

I have potato salad to make.

Yo, Carlos, what's up, baby?

Your man is home,

and he gots presents for you.

Whoo!

You getting all clean and

fresh for Daddy, aren't you?

You got everything we need?

Yeah, I got the hot dogs, the

beer, the T-shirt, the jeans.

I even stopped over there at Trashy

Lancey's Lingerie on Flower...

and picked up some of the

finest finery fit for a ho.

You're the pimp.

You got the weapons?

I got everything in the trunk.

What's up with Enrique?

First of the month,

tonight's the night.

Tonight? Man, you done

had my ass running all day.

All right, I know how to do this.

I'm gonna take me a nap.

Get up off your

lazy black ass. It is D-day.

Hey, man, look. Do not be

b*tch-slapping me like that.

You want a f***ing life, huh?

- You want the bling-bling?

- You know it's not even about that.

We've had this

conversation before.

I know you running the show,

and you got the booty...

but don't ever treat me like some

lackey-ass n*gger along for the ride.

I treat you like a n*gger?

You call me "n*gger"

all the time.

Your black friends call each

other n*gger. "Hey, n*gger."

Don't bring my

friends into this.

That's our culture and

that's our way of relating.

- You know that.

- That's called Ebonics, man. Right?

You need to check yourself.

Somebody's going to get hurt

and it ain't gonna be me.

You going to hurt me, b*tch?

Oh, now I'm your b*tch, huh?

- Yeah, you're my b*tch.

- All right, I'm a show you a b*tch.

(COW MOOS)

(CHICKENS CLUCKING)

What's wrong?

I can't, Kip.

Well, sure you can.

Stop.

I know I can,

but I don't want to.

If you loved me,

you'd do it with me.

If you loved me...

I mean if you really loved me

in your heart of hearts,

you'd wait.

You wouldn't push me.

Push you? We've been going out

for almost three weeks.

I already gave you more time than

other boys at school would've.

- I mean, we're gonna be seniors next year.

- I know.

We're moving into adulthood.

It's time.

Are you saying

I should just do it?

You know, "it,"

because it's time?

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