Amar Akbar & Tony Page #4

Lets do this.

Hi.

-How you doing?

-Hi!

- How you doing?

- Im good.

Ooh, baby

Ooh, baby

You cant judge how good

a woman is in bed by her star sign.

Ah, seriously, you can.

Look. Dirty sex, Leo women.

Emotional sex, Pisces.

Intense sex, Scorpio.

Angry sex, definitely Aries.

-What am I, then?

-Ill tell you that in the morning, love.

What about Capricorn?

-Ive never slept with a Capricorn.

-Me neither.

Do you want to do some research?

Ooh, baby

Aki.

Ooh, baby

Yo, Southall!

No cash, no gash. No spray, no lay.

No woman, no cry. Isnt that right, sir?

There we go. Thank you very much.

No money, no honey. No cash, no gash.

No spray, no lay. No woman, no cry.

Evening, gents. Hows it going?

Dont let anyone in.

Thank you.

Oh, f***.

Hello, bruv.

Fancy my sister, do ya?

You want my sister?

Get up, white boy.

Get up!

Nobody...

messes...

with Southall Sanjs sister!

Hey! What the f***!

- Tony, man!

- What the f*** you doing?

-You f***ed with the wrong man.

-Aki!

Sanj!

Oh, sh*t.

Amar, Im sorry.

I cant believe that you got married

and didnt tell us.

Arrey. What to tell?

The instant I saw Meera

I knew she was the woman for me.

Phatak! Were married. Hanna, Meera?

Yes. It all happened very quickly.

Hmm.

So dont worry.

Theres still hope for you.

Thanks!

Jarnail, mere veer.

Jay, its been three years.

He wont let us visit.

He was a wonderful boy

with a beautiful future.

- Now who will give their daughter to him?

- Its a tragedy, huh?

He was such a bright boy.

Stop all this pitying nonsense.

Amar is not dead.

Hell come out of prison

and hold his head high like a man,

like the son I have brought up.

Enough, na.

Every day Niagara Falls.

More food, na?

Meera? Are you okay?

Im sorry.

Im just missing my family.

Well, were your family too now.

I know.

Uncle Jay is so lovely.

You should be really happy.

Yes.

Hes a good man.

And you? Is there someone special?

Uh, have you seen

the guys round here?

Men. Theyre the same everywhere.

Yeah. Idiots.

Anyway, come on.

Theyre all wondering where you are.

-Um, Akbar?

-Yes.

Weve had a property increase in that area

every year for the last two years.

You owe it to yourself

to come for a viewing.

Yeah. Fantastic.

So well see you tomorrow at 12:00?

Take care. Bye.

Hi. Uh, Samantha?

-Hi.

-Hi. Aki. Nice to meet you.

Okay, these are the papers to the flat.

Are you ready to go take a look?

-Yeah.

-Super.

- Going?

- Back in a minute.

-This way?

-Just to the left, yeah.

I think youll like this place. Its got

nice, high ceilings, great location.

Its very sought after.

You know what I mean?

Great.

So, what do you do?

-Im an actress.

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