Amar Akbar & Tony Page #3

but, uh, yeah, they will pick up.

I have big plans for this place.

After today my son will be in charge,

so he will be collecting the payments.

Theek hai?

-Uh-huh.

-Good.

Thank you.

So what you sayin then?

Give me your number.

Who you keeping them for?

Come on. I know you want to.

-I told you to look after the car.

-Dad, Im looking after the car.

This place will be yours

in two years time.

Hell end up selling his wife and children

to the casino before he pays us.

Dad, why does Aki get the bar?

-When you learn to pull your trousers up--

-Just sayin!

-He can have it. Its a sh*t-hole.

-Shut up, both of you.

Ive made my decision. Now get in the car.

Move.

-What are you starting?

-Just move. Just go.

Mmm.

Mwah!

Where you going? Youre supposed to

be looking after the shop.

Ill be back.

Got something important to do.

You promised, Anthony.

Ive got a hair appointment.

But you already look gorgeous, Ma.

I dont want any old buggers round here

giving you the eye.

-Wont be long.

-Give me that money back.

-Ill pay you back, Mum.

-What with? Youre always taking money.

What do you spend it on?

Selfish bastard.

Ave

Maria

Sanji!

All right, bruv.

This is it.

Oi!

Come back, you little p*ssy!

Are you okay?

Youre dead, white boy! Dead!

Just staying ten minutes, right?

Hi!

- Sonia!

- Richa!

Youre looking gorgeous.

How are you?

Hey! How did it go?

-I got the job.

-Hey!

And, uh, what do you think?

Oh, my God!

Let me see!

Congratulations, my boy.

The first lawyer in our family.

-How did you know?

-I can see it in your eyes, my son.

Im your father.

I can read you like a book.

Now, we must try a good dish

on this occasion.

-Dad, Im not hungry.

-Oh, try, boy. I want you to try it.

I grew up on this.

It was your granddads favorite.

Well?

Mmm, not bad. What is it?

Lambs testicles.

Its good for you!

My father used to say itll put hairs

on your chest and make a man out of you.

Ive got enough hairs on my chest.

Son, Im really proud of you.

Your granddad wouldve been proud of you.

Oh, Dad.

Come on. Richas here.

Listen, everyone, listen.

I have found out today that my son, Amar,

has been offered a job

with a top law firm.

But even more than that,

he has decided to marry

his childhood sweetheart, Richa.

No way!

Richa, come up here.

To Richa.

Youve got some explaining to do.

An engagement party!

We are gonna celebrate!

-So happy for you, bro.

-Thanks, bro.

Yes, yall

Where your hands, yall?

Yeah, come on

I mean, lets hear the beat, yall

Come on, yall

I body rock, yall

This is sh*t.

Its all right.

Well, I am going to dance.

Hey, sexy sardar.

Mmm.

Oi. Brunette, blond, 10:00. Check it.

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