Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip Page #4

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Out my chest

You're the only prayer I

need To make me feel blessed

Oh my love

Let me be your fire

We're a thousand miles up

And I'm 'bout to get higher 4'

Hey!

What the heck?

Oh, nice, Miles.

Ugh! Yuck!

(PAPARAZZI CLAMORING)

Oh, no!

Hey!

Ow!

(EXCLAIMING)

Hey, down here!

Watch it, hey!

That's my tail!

ASHLEY:
Excuse me.

First, can you guys apologize

for trampling my friends?

Aw, sorry about that, guys.

Thank you, Ashley.

Sure.

MAN:
Miss Grey, when

are you going back on tour?

Miss Grey, over here.

Oh, hey, you know what?

Let me,

let me get this for you.

Oh, you know,

I think it's "Push."

(CHUCKLES) Oh, yeah,

you know, of course.

Whoa. Okay.

Looks like Mr. Macho isn't

as cool as he thinks he is.

Hey! Hello, you know

You're making me love sick

You like my dynamite

I'm like tick tick a'

Oh, man.

I didn't realize

how boring it is

to be on this side

of the glass.

Yeah, why aren't

you guys in there?

I thought you were, like,

super famous or something?

One day, you're throwing back

pink lemonades

on Diddy's yacht

in Saint-Tropez...

THEODORE:
Ooh, jackpot!

...and the next,

you're eating stale chips

you find in the couch.

(SIGHS) I miss it.

Uh, uh... Theodore, couch

chips are for talent only.

Oh.

Really, Barry?

All right, you can keep it.

Just don't tell anyone, okay?

Whoo-hoo! Yum.

SAMANTHA'. We did it!

We successfully introduced

our kids to each other.

And then, you performed

open-heart surgery.

Please, after being

a single mom

and a med student,

I could do this in my sleep.

And I wore my stethoscope

out again, didn't I?

I thought it was cute.

And I like people to know

I'm dating a doctor.

All right, I guess my life

is a little more hectic

than I'd like to admit.

I get it.

So, I have to ask. The boys?

Are they, like,

your adopted kids, or...

How does that work?

I don't know, I never really

thought about it.

What?

They're lucky to have you.

Crazy idea.

Have you ever been to Miami?

(AMERICAN IDOL THEME PLAYING)

MAN:
This is American Idol!

I'm sorry

to have to do this...

but you're going to Hollywood!

Ah. I've always

wanted to say that!

Why did they get to move out

and do all this cool stuff?

Uh, well, Alvin...

girls are

scientifically proven

to mature faster than boys.

ALVIN:
Ah, whatever.

Hey, guys.

SIMON:
Dave!

THEODORE:
Hi.

Sorry I'm late.

I had to pick up

a few things on the way home.

ALVIN:
No worries,

we've just been ruminating

on why we still live at home.

So, what'd you guys

think of Samantha?

Oh, she's awesome.

We loved her.

Ooh, leftovers.

(GRUNTING)

Ooh, I can't wait.

Oh, I can taste it.

Yes! Yummy.

Oh. I can't eat this.

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