Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip

ALVIN:
Are we rolling?

Okay, we're rolling.

Dave's birthday message,

take 1.

Happy Birthday, Dave!

We know how hard you've been

working on Ashley's album...

so we thought it would be fun

to surprise you

with a little party.

Hey! I thought you said this

was a going-away party for us.

Uh...

Take 2.

(CLAPS)

To celebrate your birthday...

and The Chipettes leaving to

guest-judge American Idol...

we thought we'd throw you

a small get...

(PHONE RINGING)

Hold on, that's the DJ!

Wait, "DJ"?

Okay, fine, so it might be

a medium-sized get-together.

Alvin, did you

hire someone to build

a half-pipe in the back yard?

Of course not!

The party planner did.

You hired a party planner?

No, he did not hire

a "party planner."

Oh, thank goodness.

For a minute there, I...

lam an event planner.

Marco, I'm done

giving you instructions.

Oh, boy.

Dave, it's all good.

It's just us.

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

Nothing too cra...

ALVIN:
Theodore!

You hit the flip button!

Oops! Um, hi.

So, the guest list got

a little out of hand.

SIMON:
A little?

Dave, I had nothing

to do with this!

Happy Birthday, Dave!

Whoo-hoo!

Redfoo is here?

Yeah, he is,

because I got him here.

The Redfoo, from a little band

called The Foo Fighters.

What?

Well, there's no way

to sugarcoat it, Dave.

The cops are here! Ow...

And they're having a blast!

Happy Birthday, Dave!

(CROWD CHEERING)

This does wonders

for my glutes!

ALVIN:
This party is the least

we can do for you, Dave.

Yeah! Giving up

songwriting to produce?

Buying a new house?

We know you've done

all of this for us.

We love you, Dave!

(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

(ALL CHEERING)

Happy Birthday, Dwayne.

It's Dave!

(MUSIC CONTINUES)

I got 40 cheese pizzas here

for a, uh, Theodore.

Whoo-hoo! Pay the man, Si.

Whoo!

ALVIN:
Redfoo!

You ready to rock this party

with a little Party Rock?

Oh, you like the classics.

But I got a new one for you,

Juicy Wiggle!

This is my jizz-am!

(CROWD CHEERING)

Ooh, cool!

I walked into the party

r I seen somethin' I never saw

Everybody was movin',

groovin'

Girls, they were

dancin' on the bar

Now this wasn't

no ordinary dance

Hey, man, why is everybody

swimmin' in a trance?

I couldn't figure it out

like your grandpa's riddle

I asked 'em what they doin'

and they said...

ALL:
Juicy wiggle!

Now move your hips

and dance like fish

(MUSIC PLAYING)

MAN:
Get juicy

Get juicy

Yeah, get juicy

ALL:
Get juicy

Get juicy

Get juicy

ALVIN:
Get juicy!

REDFOO:

Two girls was shakin' it

I jumped in the middle

I asked 'em what we doin'

and they said...

Juicy Wiggle!

Get juicy

Oh, yeah! I'm in.

Show 'em what you got, Theo!

(EXCLAIMING)

THEODORE:
(EXCLAIMS) Whoo-hoo!

Get juicy

He's so smooth.

Yeah, get juicy

Whoo! Yeah!

Whoo-whee!

Now I done

just lost my mind

Is that safe?

No, it is absolutely not.

DAVID:
What the...

Um, excuse me, young lady?

The launch ramp is closed.

MAN:
Hey, Simon's gonna go!

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

No, no, no, I'm not going.

I was just explaining

that this is really...

(SCREAMS) High!

(CROWD EXCLAIMS) Oh!

(GASPS)

That was awesome!

I'm definitely going again.

(CHEERING)

(SIGHS) Boys.

Whoo!

Get juicy

When I say "Party,"

you say "Alvin!"

Party!

ALL:
Alvin!

Party!

Alvin!

ALVIN:
Party!

Alvin!

Um...

Surprise?

Whoo-hoo!

Uh-oh.

Oh, boy.

Uh, if anyone needs us,

we'll just be...

(WHISPERS) Across the country.

Over there, come on.

Party's over.

Oh, thank you.

Yeah, that's mine.

Oh, you had to grab

one last one?

Yeah.

Okay.

Enjoy that, yeah.

Were you surprised?

No, I wasn't surprised,

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