Almost Friends Page #5
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- Year:
- 2016
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Just messing with you.
You should go and talk to her.
You're like the greatest
guy ever, Charles.
She has a boyfriend
who is a track star.
Oh, whatever.
Damn.
That is fast.
Ooh.
- You all right?
- Mmm.
Yeah, it's my stomach again.
Maybe you're pregnant.
I'm not pregnant!
How do you know?
Because I'm careful.
God, can you imagine?
Brad would kill himself.
There's a sign you're in
a healthy relationship.
Hey. What's up?
Nothing.
I just wanted to stop by
and say hello.
I was in the neighborhood, so...
Okay. Yeah, I'm really
busy right now.
It's getting
really hectic, so...
Mmm.
- Right.
- Yeah.
See you later.
Okay.
Take care.
Now that wasn't
too awkward or anything.
I want a shower
just witnessing that.
Charlie!
Hey, I get off
at 6:
00 tomorrow.I'm gonna meet
a friend downtown,
but maybe you wanna walk me there?
If you're in the neighborhood?
Yeah.
You're the man.
Oh, yeah.
People like you.
Girls like you.
Girls like you.
And they would if you
knew more of them,
but you live with your parents.
You're a loser.
No. Come on!
Come on, Charles!
You're a good, humble guy.
Admitting you're humble while
staring at yourself in the mirror
is probably the least
humble thing you can do
but you just gotta relax. Relax!
You live a completely
normal life.
You just gotta have
a little bit of pride.
Have some pride.
Have some pride.
Have some...
Have some...
Have some pride!
Oh, hey, hon. Sorry.
Forgot my towel on the bed.
I walk almost everywhere.
Helps me think.
What do you think about?
I guess I think about all I could
get done if I stopped thinking.
- Oh.
- What?
No, that's original.
I mean, even if it is annoyingly
self-defeating. No offense.
But, no, I just thought you
were gonna pull out some crap
about how all you think about
are cute animals or world peace.
Or something like that.
Oh, you mean you
didn't catch that?
That little pretentious bit
was supposed to be a metaphor
for how much
I like cute animals.
- And world peace.
- And world peace.
In fact, I want world
peace for all animals.
And I'm doing this Noah's ark project
It should only take 40 days
and 40 nights or so.
Right. After 40,
your ark's built, no?
Or 80, yeah, but who's counting?
- I'm not counting.
You been here before?
Yeah. Yeah, a few times.
When I was a kid it was my dream
to have my own restaurant.
Not anymore?
Uh, I don't know.
Can you cook?
Uh... that's what they tell me.
I wish I could cook.
I can't even make cereal.
- Or coffee.
- A**hole.
Wait. So how come you work at a movie
theater instead of a restaurant?
Sensitive subject?
No, not really. I just...
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