Almost Friends Page #3

---

- Oh, same ol', same ol'.

Just another chapter in the book

I like to refer to as the endless

pursuit of sweet, sweet ass.

You live a menial

existence, my friend.

You have no idea.

No idea, buddy.

I'll be right back.

Ladies, the Todd is here,

have no fear.

I know we do duets, right?

- Hi!

- Hey!

Together at last.

- How you doing?

- How are you, Ben?

- Jazzin'. What's up?

- Well...

- Is that who I think it is?

- Yeah. Don't ask.

That guy's one of the fastest

runners on the college circuit.

Who?

What do you mean who?

That's Brad Parker.

Are you blind? Look who's coming

out right there behind him.

Oh, man. You need a drink.

Hi.

What was your name again?

- Uh, Charlie.

- Charlie.

I'm Amber.

I know. I know.

Well, I just wanted to say hello

after what happened back there.

Oh, you didn't have to.

You should've told me that

two minutes ago.

You would've saved me

the walk across the roof.

So is that your boyfriend?

Mm-hmm.

Isn't he some big fast runner

or something?

A big track star?

Yeah, but don't tell him that. He won't

be able to fit his head through the door.

How about you?

You with that girl?

Heather? No, just friends.

Our mothers met in Lamaze class.

It was one of those

eternal damnation type deals.

Yep. Shoot.

What?

Check this place out.

Yeah, Charlie, this is

my cousin, Jeff.

Hey, nice to meet you.

Holy sh*t. It's the popcorn man.

He works at the

movie theater on Doffin.

He gives me a hard time when I go

in to play the candy crane machine.

We have a policy at the theater about

people who refuse to buy tickets.

- Wait, the revival theater?

- Uh-huh.

- You work there?

- Yeah.

You should get a job there.

Don't tell me. He's the manager.

No, I'm only assistant manager

so not really. I can't...

I can't, uh...

Yeah.

Yeah, you should... okay, come in this

week and I'll see what I can do.

- Deal.

- Deal.

- That's a deal.

- It is. A deal.

- Deal.

- Deal.

Excuse me!

- No, no, no.

- Shh!

- Okay.

- You are sexy.

You are drunk.

I'm not.

Hey, Todd, come here.

- So, uh...

- Hey, Todd!

You didn't finish telling me

about that thing earlier.

- What thing?

- The surgical procedure

that was really important.

Come on.

- So... -Hey, can we head out please?

It's getting kind of late.

Hey, Brad, this is Charlie.

- Hey, what's going on, Charlie?

- Hi.

You're that guy.

What guy?

- Oh, gross. Who barfed?

- That dude!

This guy did it, right?

Everybody, it was him.

You wanna clean that up, man.

- Come on. Sorry!

- Clean that up!

Party foul, man.

- Can we go now? Can we go?

- Yeah. Yeah.

Here you go.

- I got ya.

- Yeah.

Put him in the back.

- Thank you.

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes