Almost Christmas Page #6
That obviously didn't work out.
Okay, really?
I was talking
about the dressing.
You cannot help yourself,
and it is baffling.
We were talking about our mother
and somehow you made it
about my marriage.
I wasn't talking about your marriage.
I was talking about your divorce.
to get one.
Smartness! Hey, I'm still in the room.
Okay? Girls!
88's in the house!
Are y'all fighting already?
Niya, pack your stuff.
We're going to a hotel.
A hotel? A hostel, hotel,
it's the same thing.
Girls! It'll be an adventure.
Come on.
Don't waste a bus pass
on my account.
Pack your bags, Lonnie.
Hey, Rachel! That's called karma.
We're getting the hell out of here.
Hey, Rachel! Cheryl!
Here we go.
You two. Get down here now!
What's wrong with you two?
I didn't start this, Daddy.
Oh, my God! You always start it.
Actually, you both started it.
You stay out of it.
You're just making it worse.
I'm makin'...
Okay. I'm Lonnie, now.
This is exactly why I wanted
to stay in a hotel, Pop.
Well, what's stopping you
now, huh?
Nothing's stopping me.
Quiet! Quiet! Hey, quiet!
What would your mother say if she could
see you carrying on like this, huh?
Five days.
Just five days for you all
to act like a family.
To act like you have the good
sense you were raised with.
Five days so we can make it
through Christmas.
That's all I'm asking.
Can you do that? Huh?
Love you, Pops.
You gotta hug me back.
I need it. There it is!
You all should feel
like a bunch of dumbasses.
No, Aunt May, I came here with
the purest of intentions.
You are just
straight up delusional!
Shut up!
You're the one being stupid!
Shut up!
Now just shut the sh*t up!
I'm sick of it.
Your daddy too damn old
for all this bullshit.
Now if y'all don't get your asses in
that kitchen and apologize right now,
I'm kicking everybody's ass
in here. Come on.
Well, I just walked in.
Boy, listen here.
Your little ass got on them red Bozo shoes.
That's why you gotta apologize.
Get your asses in the kitchen.
Y'all need to get yourselves together
so we can go to church tomorrow.
Look at this.
Look at this young sh*t, here.
Push a b*tch again!
Push a b*tch again!
God damn it!
Y'all gotta go to church
tomorrow. You get there early.
Lonnie, get your ass
away from me.
This don't make no sense.
They're just going
to blow my buzz.
We're not going to make it
to Christmas, are we?
Huh! Not a damn chance.
That's some good liquor
right there, baby.
And the award for the most
outstanding performance
on offense, defense,
and special teams
for the Sportsman
of the Universe...
I'm talking
for the entire millennium.
Ladies and gentlemen,
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