Almost Christmas Page #5
Mick Jagger, 1983.
That was a special tour.
This looks like
all the ingredients to vomit.
And this here is Aunt May's
prized possession, baby.
I put my foot in this.
This is my potato salad
from Poland.
Pickled fish, duck sausage
with mayonnaise.
And to wash it all down,
some milk tea
Little Richard gave me
that one. Yes!
Who wants pizza?
Me!
I do!
Extra sausage.
- Pepperoni!
- We like thick crust.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Thick crust.
Hey! Wait a minute.
Your Aunt May went through a lot
of trouble preparing all this.
Yes, I did.
is to eat her...
What's this?
Thank you, Walter.
Because this right here, baby,
this is my spiced mung bean
winter casserole
with a hint of...
Spam.
Limburger cheese.
Baby lotion?
You all remind my ass
when to laugh, okay?
Aunt May, this looks
like a million bucks.
Thank you, baby.
the first one to try it.
Wait! Why do I have to eat it?
I didn't do anything wrong!
Don't talk back
to your mother, boy.
Why can't you eat it?
Don't talk back to your daddy.
Y'all are all going
to owe me a huge apology.
Here we go.
Just a little taste
to kick off the celebration.
I don't want to die.
Open your mouth.
Here, hold his nose. Hold his
nose so he opens his mouth.
Be a man now.
Hold his nose!
Open! Okay.
Open up. Get it in.
There you go.
Seal it!
- Chew it!
- Cameron, are you okay?
You ungrateful bastards!
The whole lot of you!
Now I'm in there slaving my ass
off trying to make it right.
You think his ass upset right now? Wait
till he finds out you not his daddy.
Aunt May!
Aunt May!
It's not that we wouldn't like it.
We just don't recognize it.
Kiss my ass.
Put it on a plate then.
And I guarantee you it's better
than this food on this table.
And I don't know
where your ass been at.
Lonnie.
Am I wrong?
I'm sorry, Walter.
Look, well, at least
there's bread.
Here, baby, have some bread.
Here, have some bread.
Baby, you know, Brooks has
got me on a meal plan.
Mommy!
It doesn't look good in here.
It's a low-carb...
Daddy, Aunt May doesn't think she's actually
cooking Christmas dinner, does she?
With any luck, she's not.
everybody pitching in.
Grandma let me snap the peas.
She did, she did.
She used to make me
clean a tub of greens.
She would be like, "Rachel, make sure
you get those bugs out them greens."
Yeah.
Somehow I always ended up having a
ton of bugs in my greens anyway.
But you barreled through. Didn't you?
Didn't let that stop you.
Extra protein.
Yeah.
Remember after I got married, Mom
finally let me make the stuffing?
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