Almost Adults Page #2
- TV-14
- Year:
- 2016
- 90 min
- 227 Views
Are you...
- A lesbian?
- No.
I'm not a lesbian.
But you know what?
Sometimes I wish I was.
Don't say that.
That's horrible.
So...
Is it Cassie?
Is it Cassie what?
- Is Cassie your lover?
- Eck. Eww.
Please don't ever say
"lover" again.
- Lover.
- Ugh. Ugh.
And, no, Cassie isn't gay.
Are you sure?
Yes.
Besides, I haven't told her yet.
Told her what?
That I'm gay.
Ah, don't worry about it, honey.
- I'm sure she knows.
- Mm-hmm. Honey, you're a...
What do they call it, John?
- A hundred footer.
- You are a hundred footer.
And you guys are just
completely okay with this?
To be honest, I was worried
you were going to tell us
- you were a vegan.
- Yeah.
I mean, I'm relieved
that you're gay.
- I mean, men are a**holes.
- Mm-hmm.
If I could be gay, I would be.
That's disgusting.
- Babe.
- And how did it go?
It was horrible.
It was worse than expected.
I don't even
want to talk about it.
Oh, doll, that's really shitty.
I'm so sorry.
Like, they didn't
even care at all.
They showed
no emotion whatsoever.
No, that's a lie.
They were like happy about it.
Isn't that sick?
Yeah, that sounds
really devastating.
I mean, it took me
months to finally...
To summon the courage
to come out to them
and then they just treat it
like it's no big deal.
Well, I'm sorry,
but it is a big deal.
Like, they weren't even
upset at all.
Isn't that f***ed?
Oh, my god.
Why are they not upset?
Do they not love me?
They definitely
don't care about you.
I mean, my parents told me
I was an abomination
and that I was gonna
burn in hell for all eternity.
Way to rub it in my face.
Oh, and they didn't even tell me
that they were proud of me.
Isn't that like the number
one thing you're supposed
to tell your gay kid
when you come out to them,
like, how proud you are of them?
I'm pretty sure it's in
the gay parent handbook.
They must've lost the handbook.
I can only come out to them
once in my whole life,
for me with their kindness
and blatant disregard
for my feelings.
Are you even listening to me?
- Oh, no.
Cassie's home.
I gotta go, b*tch.
Okay, babe. Sorry your
parents are amazing.
Sh*t.
Stop whatever
We are going
to pizza hut buffet.
I am going to commit carbicide.
I mean, before you say anything,
I know that pizza hut buffet
is not a thing anymore,
rest in peace pizza hut buffet,
but that doesn't mean
we can't just order
like a bazillion pizzas
and pretend it's still a thing.
- Right?
This is not what it looks like.
I know what
you must be thinking.
MacKenzie, are you
watching lesbian porn?
'Cause I told you that
"Bridget Jones' diaphragm"
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