All Roads Lead to Rome Page #4

What's wrong

with your daughter, anyway?

Like I said, it's complicated.

Her boyfriend is

in trouble for drugs,

and he wants her

to take the blame.

He wants to use her.

She's easily led.

Grazie.

They've left the village,

took off to the west.

All right, so she's heading

back to the airport,

so we'll just meet her there, right?

Can you hand me my bag?

Can you just get the passports?

Here? They're in my purse, yeah.

Just get the passports.

There is only one passport.

What? Yeah. I think it's yours.

Well, you just... Ok, but...

No. No.

My credit card's missing.

Ok, let me drive.

Her passport's gone, and

my credit card's missing.

No, I can drive!

Ok, let me drive.

You control the passports and...

I'll drop you at the next place.

Devo Andare a Roma.

I'm not going to Rome, dearie.

Trust me, I'm going

straight to NYC.

Aeroporto.

Roma. Aeroporto.

Roma.

Aeroporto, comrade.

Roma!

You psycho! You broke my face!

This is my face you broke!

Seat belt.

Hold on. That's airport, right,

"Aeroporto"? To the right.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No?

But my mother, god bless,

she wants to go to Rome.

Well, my daughter, god bless

her, occupied wall street.

I tell you, they're

going to the airport.

You know, your daughter

will give in to my mamma,

and they will go to Rome.

Please.

Wow. Now you know my daughter

better than I know my daughter.

Insofar as it is

truly possible...

I just meant that as

a rhetorical question.

Rhetorical question,

it is Italian, so...

Listen to me. I am 100% positive

they are going to the airport.

You wanna go to the

airport or to Rome?

You must feel pretty freaking

good about yourself.

Yes.

I think we should

call the police.

No.

Why not?

Look, she's a good kid.

I just don't want her

to get in trouble again.

She had run-ins

with the police before?

No, no, no.

Well, yes, but...

I mean, it wasn't

anything, you know...

It wasn't serious.

She just liberated some rabbits,

you know, for ethical reasons.

Oh.

From an experimental laboratory?

Well, from a pet store,

but the conditions were dep...

Look, they'll stop soon, right?

I mean, they'll get hungry, and

you guys have siesta, right?

So they'll just...

This plan sucks.

Wow.

Look. There's a

snack bar up ahead.

I reckon we've

got some distance,

and I could really use a coffee.

First time in Italy?

Yep. Uh-huh.

You like it?

It's everything I dreamed of.

You staying for long time?

No, as a matter of fact.

I'd like to get out of here

as quickly as possible.

Do you think you can check

when the next flight

to New York leaves?

On your computer.

Please. It's important.

Ah, we've lost them.

No, no, no. Trust me.

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