Alex & The List Page #3

It can make one look

a little older.

I get them done

every six months.

As you know.

This next one is very fun

and a no-brainer.

Upgrade wardrobe.

You've this great,

perfect body for clothes.

Let's show it off.

And I'm a soon-to-be designer.

Okay, three,

I'm very excited about.

Like sports.

I mean, come on,

let's be honest.

Gary did not quite turn out

to be the son my dad wanted.

I was the one who grew up

loving sports.

Loving sports.

Football, basketball, baseball.

Soon as I hear

Al Michaels' voice,

I go straight back

to those halcyon days

where my dad and I are

arguing and cussing,

and he's downing a whole bottle

of California Red

and throwing the remote

at the TV.

[laughing] I mean,

you are a sports guy.

Just you like the ones that

aren't on the major networks.

Like Snooker. Just,

you know, if you just try

to like the sports

that other people know about,

my dad...

will be yours for life.

And that's something we can do

together every Sunday night.

With my dad.

[inaudible]

[jazz music continues]

And, Alex, really, if there is

anything you want me to change,

anything you want me to change,

I-I will do it.

I don't want you

to change a thing.

I really think we can have one of those

great relationships of all-time.

You know what would really be

the icing on the cake?

No.

If we could finish this...

in time for Gary's wedding.

[chuckles nervously]

- [pounds table]

- You know what? That's perfect.

That's perfect.

You know why? Because

everybody's gonna be there.

All your friends,

your relatives,

your family members.

Everybody that's important

in your life.

No, I just... I want...

them to see the kind of couple

that we can be.

Yeah. No. Of course, that's...

obviously...

what this thing is about.

Showing all of them,

all those important people

how great you are.

No, I'm sorry,

how great we are.

Right?

You know what?

Let's treat this like a game.

Right? Come on!

[exhaling]

[cell phone ringing]

[yelling]

You remember that Russian girl

I was emailing a while back?

One who loves dogs?

[TV playing indistinctly]

[sighs]

[laptop chimes]

[woman with Russian accent]

Hello, my love, Alex.

You are ray of light

on my heart.

Yes, I give to you pardons

that long you not writes to me.

[Lily]

"You imagine dream today

"has dreamed me.

It was such bright and fine."

[chuckles]

"I am at home.

"You enter my room,

and I feel your aroma."

[laughing]

"You cautiously place me

in a sofa

"to unbutton me.

"The dress and your soft hands

start to caress

my breasts softly."

Oh! "And our bodies

merge as a whole

"and you compress me

so strong.

"Then we start

to be borrowed love.

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