Alex & The List
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- 2018
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[dogs panting]
[panting]
Whoo!
[cell phone ringing]
Sh*t.
[lively chattering]
[man]
You know, I think that...
- They asked me to, right?
- No.
You know?
The hill?
It's good you're late.
You're getting too thin.
Eat something.
Where is she?
I became completely gluten-free,
which for me was
a definite journey.
Wait, was this
because of an allergy?
Oh, no, no, nothing like that.
Oh, that's good.
I'd be so concerned.
There's a lot of food
that has gluten.
[blowing softly]
You're spectacular.
And you're sweaty.
[chuckles]
- [dog barking]
- Stop it.
- Stop it.
- [dog continues barking]
Stop it!
Stop, stop, stop it!
Oh! Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.
Sorry. Stop it.
- Oh!
- [conversations stop]
He's brilliant with dogs.
He coaches them professionally.
May I?
- Oh, my.
- Here we go.
- [whimpering]
- There we go.
[guests] Aw.
All right. You see, she...
She thinks my shoe hitting
the floor is an act of God.
Now she associates that
unpleasant noise with barking.
- [whimpers]
- She's actually really sweet.
No one has ever called
my dog sweet.
- [chuckles]
- You must be Alex.
Uh, you must be Victoria.
- [Victoria] Yes.
- [growling]
[stifled sneezing]
[clears throat]
[Victoria]
Are you all right?
Yeah, just a little allergic.
I'll be fine.
You are going to come with me.
I'm going to show you off.
- [sneezing]
- [Victoria] Hello, everybody.
Really see it. Picture it.
Picture a coin.
Picture a coin.
There we go.
[laughs]
is if it were something...
[woman gasps]
...that I could give
to my lady.
- [man] Oh!
- [laughing]
You know, I'm starting
to like your, uh,
bizarre, insane...
sometimes pretentious friends.
Well, you know,
there's some very talented,
powerful people here.
- Yeah?
- [chuckles]
There he is. Hey, buddy.
- [Alex chuckles]
- How you doing?
Dave, what a sight?
Oh. Uh-huh.
Oh. Hey.
This is a great party, really.
- Okay. Thank you.
- [woman laughing]
[groans]
You do realize that
he rubs back and forth, pressing
his chest into my b*obs, right?
He-He's just really excited
to see you.
[chuckles]
I'll talk to him. Again.
[laughing]
[coughs]
Hmm. I'm getting myself
another martini.
Anyone want anything?
A Sapphire and tonic.
Cosmopolitan.
Alex, how about a real drink?
Are you fine with your
non-alcoholic gay cranberry thing?
[Lily]
It's not gay.
When one person doesn't drink,
it's such a buzzkill.
[whispering indistinctly]
- Hmm.
- Okay.
I look like a piece of sh*t
next to her.
[chuckling]
No, you don't.
I do.
[sighs]
Was I charming and likable?
Captivating.
I think I am in love with her.
Wow.
That's huge. You hate women.
True. I come from a long line
of women-haters.
My grandmother
didn't like women,
my mother didn't, and I don't.
But Katherine,
I mean, she has
a beautiful voice,
a nice laugh,
no irritating quirks,
and a good enough personality.
She's perfect, right?
And I love that
she doesn't despise me
like your other girlfriends.
Remember Robyn?
[exhales]
She looked at me with that
homicidal glare in her eye.
Yeah. She was a great cook.
She was.
Well, I mean,
why isn't Katherine
with one of these
handsome, wealthy guys then?
Because she doesn't want
the good-looking studs.
She wants you.
She loves your old-fashioned
sense of chivalry.
You're a gentleman.
All right.
- Check this out.
- Hmm?
Oh...
Oh, my God. Alex.
It's stunning.
It's my grandmother's.
[softly]
Wow.
When are you gonna
give it to her?
[door opens]
What's going on in here?
Uh, um...
Michael's had
too much to drink.
They have to do this shot
exactly at nine o'clock, so...
[clears throat]
Yeah, I'm on another
IVF cycle.
- The seventh one.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
Well, at least you have Nicky.
I know, but, um,
one is just not enough.
You'll see.
You know what?
Let me do it.
I bet I can do it better.
I bet she can.
I mean, I'm sure this is fun
for you in some way, but...
[Lily and Katherine laughing]
[clears throat]
[Katherine]
All right.
[Katherine]
Oh, you poor thing.
Make sure you blow on it.
[Katherine]
Okay.
[Katherine blowing]
[Lily]
Just stick it in.
[Lily groans]
[Lily]
Slowly.
I have to ask you, Lily.
How did you know
that Michael was the one?
That is a very good question.
And I think I know
where you're going.
Okay.
I discovered when you have
to make a tough decision,
you do it from the heart.
I know, most people think
the heart is purely
an emotional organ,
but it's not.
and unemotional.
It's logical,
but it knows what's best.
More than the brain sometimes.
You just... you have to know
what you want in a man.
[Michael]
He is not going to propose.
Yes, he is.
[laughing]
He's a child.
Hangs onto you
like you're his mommy.
Runs to you when there is
the slightest crisis.
[laughing]
I can see why you only
dated him three times.
Actually, it was four.
And he pretends Nicky's his son.
He's my boy.
He's lonely.
He doesn't have any family.
I know he doesn't.
And I want him to get there.
- Hmm. You smell good.
- Hmm.
You know Katherine's not gonna
put up with this.
Why do you?
Because I have... this.
You and Dave are so different.
Yeah. He's one of those friends
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