Al Madrigal: Why Is the Rabbit Crying? Page #4
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Always a Quiznds,
nail salon...
Liberty Tax.
#They con some poor Mexican-American teenager
to dress up like
the Statue of Liberty out front.
[cheers and applause]
Be ashamed
of themselves.
Laundromat,
cigarette wholesaler,
karate studio...
Thai massage.
#Every one of the businesses
is owned by somebody
of a different ethnicity.
It's like a giant stucco
American dream catcher.
So I got the neck
I can barely move.
#I got a big show to do that night.
You guys see how much movement
l do onstage.
#It's important for me to get that
worked out.
So I go to the Thai massage,
first appointment of the day.
You don't want to show up
at the end of a long shift
because those places
are shady, right?
How do you know
if it's one of the shady places?
First of all,
it's in the strip mall.
#And secondly,
if it's got the same hours
as a Jack in the Box...
it's probably
a Jack in the Box.
So...
I go in,
first appointment.
the neck massage part, 40 bucks.
I don't know if it was Thai,
but she gave it to me.
#Feels better.
Now it's time for her to ask me
if I want the extra part.
But she can't say
in the words she wants to because it's illegal.
So she whispers
these words in my ear,
"Do you want me
to make banana cry?"
Uh...
[laughter applause]
"No, I don't want you
to make banana cry.
"But can you ask me again?
#Because that's f***ing hilarious."
I was thinking,
"What did banana do to you?"
in here in the first place.
What a family-friendly way
to ask somebody
if they want a strip mall hand job.
It's not something
you ever expect to hear.
It's something you expect
to read from the transcripts
of when Mr. Rogers
is brought up on charges.
The banana part
we all get, right?
The banana part we get.
Crying, though?
Rarely when I cry do all
my tears shoot out at one time.
"I'm so sad!
I'm so sad!
#"I'm so sad. I'm so sorry.
For your loss.
I'm so sorry for your loss."
Crinkle up a sock.
- Whoo!
- "I'm so sorry."
Clap if you're lonely.
Anybody want to admit it?
[scattered applause]
That's a pretty good, solid clap.
Because loneliness
is underrated.
#You don't realize what you have.
Lonely people
make the mistake
of crying themselves to sleep at night.
They go, "Oh,
I wish I had a companion,
someone to watch Criminal Minds with."
[blubbers]
You don't realize what you got.
I love going on the road.
I don't want to tell
my family this,
but I love to go on the road
and go on a nice,
king-size bed, spread out.
Because at home,
any parent can tell you,
you got some sweaty,
little f***er,
gets up at 2:
00 in the morning
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