Al Madrigal: Why Is the Rabbit Crying? Page #3
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and six years old.
#When they get the football,
they run in the wrong direction,
they tackle each other.
If there's a dog,
they chase the dog.
#They're idiots.
And he says-
this is a quote,
"You guys got to pay attention,
or you're gonna have
bad dreams."
Which is not in the John Wooden
coaching pyramid,
I think.
#Leaving all the parents on the sideline going,
"Did he just
f***ing say that?
#"Because I have a hard enough time
"getting that guy
to sleep as it is.
I don't need Coach Rascal
giving him cholo night terrors."
Then my wife gives me
one of these.
#You know this? You should know, yeah.
A hand squeeze with a squint
and a head nod, which means,
"Get in there, a**hole,
and say something.
Time for you to man up,
or I'm gonna say something."
And there's
a counter-move to that.
#I squeezed her hand even a little bit harder,
looked her in the eyes
and said,
"We're not saying sh*t.
"You let Coach Rascal
conduct his business,
"or we're gonna find out
why the rabbit's crying,
and I don't wanna find out
why the rabbit's crying."
I don't wanna find out.
- Whoo!
[cheers and applause]
- Not sure
if anyone's done this.
Over the age of 35,
I hurt my neck sleeping.
You ever do that?
#I was dreaming of falling down the steps.
Now, as a man, you have
very few massage options.
Option number one,
I could trade one with my wife.
Three minutes in, she's gonna
complain her hand is tired.
Then I'm gonna owe her one.
#It's a bad deal.
Number two,
the chair.
You ever go
to the mall?
want you to get in a chair, sit ass-out,
Potsie-style,
put your face in the doughnut
that's seen
#I'm a germaphobe. I'm gonna put it in there.
It's disgusting.
#Not to mention, it's all open air.
I got some fat kid
eating a piece of Sbarro
right next to me.
It's not relaxing.
It's not gonna work.
Option number three,
fancy place.
#Spa, real spa.
I don't have
that kind of time.
#I don't need to spend four hours
in some cucumber water
utopian environment.
#I don't have the time.
I want Jiffy Lube
of neck fixing.
I don't want to go
to some relaxation room
where you got
some menopausal hippie lady
walking around with an open robe,
some car crash of a vagina
hanging out,
you know,
to give somebody a last look
before they retire it for good.
It's gross.
#I don't have the time or the stomach.
Brings me
#Strip mall massage.
You guys know what
I'm talking about. Huh?
You especially
know what I'm talking about.
You know the strip mall too.
that got together
to become roommates.
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