Airplane II: The Sequel Page #6
- PG
- Year:
- 1982
- 85 min
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TED (V.O.)
(to self)
Who could have figured it would come to
this. It'll be twenty years this week
that I lost my entire squadron over Macho
Grande. Planes, too.
VOICE:
You're too low, Striker! You're too low!
The Crucifix in b.g. looks around trying to figure out where
the planes in the SUPER are coming from.
TED (V.O.)
After the war, I couldn't go near anything
with a pair of wings.
SUPER:
TED IN PARK TRYING TO AVOID PIGEONS THAT FOLLOW HIM.TED (V.O.)
That is, until fate dropped me on the seat
of my pants at the stick of a 167 into
Chicago with no crew.
SUPER:
TED LANDING PLANE IN "AIRPLANE!"TED (V.O.)
It's funny how fate can make heroes out of
cowards.
The Crucifix gives a look of exasperated boredom.
SUPER:
NEW YORK TIMES HEADLINE, "STRIKER SAVES l20!" OVER APHOTO OF TED AND ELAINE WAVING.
TED (V.O.)
Then came the job offers.
SUPER:
HOUSTON TRIBUNE HEADLINE, "FLYING HEROES ACCEPT NASAPOSTS" OVER A PHOTO OF TED AND ELAINE WAVING.
TED (V.O.)
The publicity.
SUPER:
NATIONAL ENQUIRER HEADLINE, "TED IMPOTENT? ELAINEFRIGID?" A MINOR HEADLINE READS, "JFK ALIVE, SAYS
UROLOGIST!"
TED (V.O.)
Even the key to the City of New York.
SUPER:
MAYOR HANDING TED A KILO OF GRASS.TED (V.O.)
Now look at me.
Ted wipes the sweat off his face and switches on the table
fan. A tornado force wind destroys the room as he fights to
switch off the fan.
SUPER:
"RIO MONTENEGRO - TOWN SQUARE"A peasant boy takes a newspaper from a newsstand. The
headline reads, "MERCURY SHUTTLE FLIES TOMORROW."
BOY:
Senor Ted!
The boy hightails it through the town-square and passes:
-- A large alabaster statue of the Generalissimo snorting
cocaine.
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