Airheads Page #2
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1994
- 92 min
- 1,681 Views
Yo.
- Mama.
Wow. Now you got yourself
What are you doing?
Pepper sauce. Active ingredient: capsicum.
You blast this in somebody's face
and they're all like 'Oh. Oh.'
Some Hollywood Boulevard trash
comes shimmying up the rain pipe...
Hey.
- Whoa.
Listen up, you lowlifes, what the hell
are we doin' here on a Thursday night?
That's right.
Rock 'n' roll.
OK, we're here to party tonight...
...with our little buddies...
...the Sons of Thunder.
Sons of Thunder? Didn't we blow them off
the stage at Chez Bang six months ago?
So why don't all you little idiots
press your faces up against the speakers...
...and blow your brains out.
Look at this crap. What do we
give away first, hats or hair-care products?
Girls, you wanna get us
a couple of drinks, please?
Ooh, serious bumper.
You're as spunky as a corpse.
The Sons of Thunder,
for Christ's sake? Pablum.
How can you even tell these bands apart?
- I read the trades.
First of all I'd like to say thanks to Ian
and Rebel Radio for playing our single...
...and basically getting us signed.
Is this on?
# Don't hate me
Look at them stupid pantaloons.
That's what we gotta do.
- Looks like they got a load in them pants.
No, they played this song on the radio, and
they got an album. That's what we gotta do.
# Your lips are full, your head is empty...
...# This faded Valentine
is what you sent me
All we've got to do is get 'em
to play the tape and we're golden.
- Pip, what is your problem?
Remember that guy Doper Greg?
Remember that guy, man?
He used to blow bong hits in his iguana's
face and make the thing watch cartoons.
So what? Will you shut up?
- Just get to the point. What?
He won a radio giveaway and when he
went to the station they wouldn't let him in.
It was like this total security building. They...
...slid his ticket through
a slot with salad tongs.
So just because that anus couldn't get in
means that we can't?
If anybody gives us any static,
Agh.
But remember that fat kid
on Hard Copy with a toy gun?
The cop zapped him with a Taser
till he went bald.
Then he sued for a million bucks
when his pubes didn't grow.
He's still got no hair on his balls, man.
Go to the back.
It's locked.
- Pip, give me your bank card.
Come on, let's go. I'll get this door open.
- Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Piece of cake. Watch this.
What's your secret code?
- Huh? What for?
I can't tell you my code.
- Will you tell him the code? And hurry up.
You punch it in, OK?
Please don't look.
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