
Airheads
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1994
- 92 min
- 605 Views
Oh, yeah. That was for all you pinheads...
...too hip to take off your
jackets in the 95 heat.
When the weather gets like this
it brings all you nutbags out...
...and since I am a trouble magnet, I have
one thing to say to you bozos: back off.
Here's the Sons of
Thunder from their album
Scrambled Eggs and Wobbly Legs.
This is Ian the Shark on the station with...
...more hair, more flair,
yet so debonair:
KPPX.Rebel Radio-oh-oh-oh-oh.
Hey. Hey. You've gotta check in here.
Get Security on the second floor.
We've got a bogey in elevator one.
It's that guy in the delivery uniform again.
OK, be wild. Be as wild as you wanna.
If you feel like wetting yourself, go with it,
OK? Anarchy's good.
They like anarchy, OK?
But what are we supposed to say?
- What? Don't say anything.
Jeez, do you wanna blow this? You know
how much these stupid hats set me back?
Hi.
- Oh, no. Hey, excuse me?
Mike, it's him. The wacko's back.
Yeah, I'm up here in A&R right now.
I'm not goin' anywhere.
Oh, hey, dude.
Hey, hi. Are you an executive here?
- Yeah.
How you doin'?
My name's Chazz. Chazz Darby.
I'm in this band and we've
got this incredibly...
...sweet demo. I think you should hear it.
I can't take that tape from you.
It's called unsolicited material.
Hey, but this is the real thing, man. This is
rock 'n' roll. None of that gimmicky stuff.
I would love to hear it,
but if it's unsolicited, I can't touch it.
We've been trying to get solicited...
Well, then maybe a gimmick would help.
Super-duper. Thanks.
All right, dude. Thanks a lot. Whoa.
You again.
You just can't learn, can you, scumbag?
Take care now.
Here's your tape.
Hey. How was your day?
Oh, Gary is a tremendous asshole.
He had this whole stack of invoices
and he made me arrange them by date.
He's such a tweaker.
- It sucks.
Did you mail the rent?
- You, uh... you didn't leave me a stamp.
gone and bought one.
Ow.
Chazz. What the hell
happened to my make-up?
It fell in the toilet.
Shit. Babe, come on.
I told you not to leave it on the tank.
- You ruined my make-up, butt.
What's this attitude, Kayla?
Know what I've been through today?
I guess you woke up
when the sun was warm...
...and rode your Harley
up and down Melrose...
...impressing all the 15-year-old girls, right?
I was down at Palatine Records.
That's where I was.
Really? What happened?
I had a meeting with
a big record executive and, uh...
What did he say? Why didn't you tell me?
Well, we talked about solicitation...
...and the guy said he'd snap us up
in a second if it weren't for the lawyers.
Did he like the tape?
- I was about to give it to him...
...then a security guard showed up
and ruined everything.
Come on.
- Please.
Hey, it's true. I'm making
really good contacts. I am.
When they hear this song they'll go apeshit.
It's just gonna take
time. What's the big deal?
The 'big deal' is that I'm doing the bullshit
work and you're living the rock 'n' roll life.
I wanna live the life, too.
- I'm doing this for us.
Come on, babe. You know that
once I make it you got a free ride.
I'm gonna treat you like gold.
Chazz, it's been months.
Maybe you should get a job.
This is my job. I am
trying managers, record...
...executives, club
owners. That's hard work.
You get to sit in a nice office all day
smoking and drinking coffee.
Oh.
- This is bullshit.
Oh, my snout.
- You bastard.
I hate you. You are nobody
and you are never gonna be anybody.
You're treating me like I'm a goober
after I wrote this song for you?
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