Afternoon Delight Page #3

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really drunk and she told me

that was actually just a random

photo and she had no

idea who got her pregnant.

-Oh, honey, I'm so sorry.

You know, it's--

He's like a mystery to me.

I get to imagine

what he's like.

I think he's like Axl Rose.

[giggling]

-Oh my god.

You just snorted.

-Yeah, it's not cute

in any way.

-It's so cute.

-No, way too old

for the snort.

-No, it's cute.

-You know what?

I will have a cigarette.

-OK.

-Why not?

-My lighter.

Went out.

Come here.

Ready?

-Yeah.

-Oh, put your hand up.

Yeah.

-I remember why people

do this.

-Sophia?

-Yeah.

[car alarm ringing]

-Hey!

Wait!

-McKenna!

Are you OK?

-Sorry.

-Help me?

-Yes.

-Just f***ing wait.

This guy won't listen to me.

-Do you have a key?

My entire life is in this car.

-That's my car, man!

Hey, hey!

What the f***, McKenna?

What happened?

-Look, Walter.

-Hey.

-There's apparently 35 f***ing

tickets on this thing!

-Wait.

-I could've been

arrested, man.

-No, there was 10

tickets, tops.

-A**hole!

-No, hey!

-No!

-Hey, hey, hey, hey, my man!

Yo, yo don't!

No, don't.

F***!

God!

You dumb b*tch!

-Did you get your stuff?

-Yeah.

-Sir.

Sir, excuse me.

-With all due respect, if the

car had tickets on it, and

it's your car, then I feel

you're the responsible one.

-Who the f*** are you?

-Hey.

That's my aunt Sophia.

So be cool, man.

-What the f*** are you gonna

do with all your sh*t?

OK, OK.

Just walk away.

We get it.

We get it.

WALTER (OFFSCREEN): Don't

f***ing move.

-So.

So you just put your

stuff, um--

This is where you're going

to be staying.

First floor there's

a bed where we--

RACHEL (OFFSCREEN): Used to be

the maid's room, but we don't

have--

RACHEL (OFFSCREEN): Yeah,

welcome, welcome.

Make yourself at home.

-Oh, wow.

Hey.

Who is this guy?

Hey, buddy.

-That's Bonnet.

-Hi cutie fruity patootie.

That is the best name

ever for a pup.

-Let me show you--

Let me show you your digs.

Oh man.

Let's get some fresh

air in this room!

Oh.

Sorry.

Yeah, this used to be

our live in's room.

I know it's stupid to think that

we'd need a housekeeper.

I don't even have a job.

But, you know, she

was a godsend.

Because when I got pregnant

with Logan, you know, I

thought, I'm not gonna

have a baby nurse.

I'm not gonna need any of that.

You know, I'm gonna-

I'm a mother.

My body is built for this.

And then came home, milk

didn't come in.

Tried and tried to nurse,

couldn't latch on.

Apparently my nipples

are too small.

So, he wouldn't stop crying for

anybody except for Luce.

And she's just so calm

that she just--

Ugh.

When Logan got into school, we

had to let her go, you know?

And then we maybe thought for

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